Comments on: Ich bin sehr schlimm. Schittenwurst!

By: Matthew

Matthew — Sun, 10 Jun 2007 11:15:34 +0000

Bad Liver & a Broken Heart is one of the all time classics. Absolute genius!

I’d probably post Tom Waits every other day around here if I thought I could, but the readers would get very bored and I’d start to look like a stalker!

By: donnelly

donnelly — Fri, 08 Jun 2007 22:27:01 +0000

Matthew! Respect for attempting to cite TWO Tom Waits songs in your own defence. I’ve been doing this for years but it never fucking works.

Bad liver: unbroken heart.

By: myron

myron — Tue, 29 May 2007 03:19:45 +0000

Just for fun, you may be interested to know that Eric Idle is turning Life of Brian into an Oratoro, staging in Toronto next week. He has an article about its genesis here: http://www.thestar.com/article/218048

oh, and yes, Jane Tennison does have nice ones.

By: mjrc

mjrc — Mon, 28 May 2007 13:08:21 +0000

must’ve been the boobies. no other explanation.

By: Matthew

Matthew — Mon, 28 May 2007 08:21:29 +0000

Never mind, Marcy, I have a sneaking liking for cricket I tend to keep quiet about, so if we’re trading stereotypes here…

And you’re right, Mrs. Toad’s Scottish inflections never fail to stir, erm, equivalent ‘inflections’ of their own in, ah, certain regions, so to speak.

And how did the laziest and most intellectually vacant post I have ever written get a pingback from WordPress’ top posts? That is an insult to all the other ones that have actually had any thought put into them whatsoever.

By: mjrc

mjrc — Mon, 28 May 2007 00:19:07 +0000

ahem. well, as it happens, i am not what you might call a redneck; however, my son was at the race today with his school band, so i had a vested interest in watching. AND–this being very important–dario franchitti has just about the cutest accent evah, so i thought he might be worth watching just for that reason alone. and, duh, he’s scottish!

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By: Matthew

Matthew — Sun, 27 May 2007 23:48:33 +0000

Marcy, is it insolent to ask why on earth you brought a racing car driver on this blog? Indy car (yes, I had to Google him) is one of the most imbecilic redneck sports the world has ever produced. Are you admitting a guilty pleasure here?

Ah, my Midget Companion informs me he is Scottish. I see a sliver of relevance. But honestly, Indy car? That’s almost as bad as my link to Helen Mirren’s breasts.

By: mjrc

mjrc — Sun, 27 May 2007 22:56:46 +0000

i bet dario franchitti doesn’t have to clean the toilets!!!

By: manicpopthrills

manicpopthrills — Sun, 27 May 2007 22:01:53 +0000

Can any blogger not emphasise with dereliction of domestic duties? I know I too prefer blogging to cleaning/tidying up but can I do anything about it? Tough.

And I can identify with the ‘we’ve already had this conversation’ scenario too, although not for a while. Shit-faced and emotionally shell-shocked covered that theme once a very long time ago.