Comments on: You Like Apples…? http://songbytoad.com/2007/05/you-like-apples/ Independent music from Edinburgh, Scotland - with added gin and swearing. Fri, 10 Feb 2012 02:24:57 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: Matthew http://songbytoad.com/2007/05/you-like-apples/#comment-244 Matthew Fri, 11 May 2007 15:01:52 +0000 http://songbytoad.com/2007/05/09/you-like-apples/#comment-244 Toil? Toil?

]]> By: Mrs Toad http://songbytoad.com/2007/05/you-like-apples/#comment-243 Mrs Toad Fri, 11 May 2007 14:56:59 +0000 http://songbytoad.com/2007/05/09/you-like-apples/#comment-243 Christ. Christ.

]]> By: Crash http://songbytoad.com/2007/05/you-like-apples/#comment-242 Crash Fri, 11 May 2007 12:06:03 +0000 http://songbytoad.com/2007/05/09/you-like-apples/#comment-242 Could Katie from The Apprentice go on the plane with her please? Could Katie from The Apprentice go on the plane with her please?

]]> By: Matthew http://songbytoad.com/2007/05/you-like-apples/#comment-234 Matthew Fri, 11 May 2007 08:31:36 +0000 http://songbytoad.com/2007/05/09/you-like-apples/#comment-234 Yes, you can tell they are a family with a certain touch of class, can't you. Paris? Whitney? Christ almighty, are the Hilton hotels trailer park beer and grits inns? Burning her at the stake wouldn't make her a martyr, it's just impossible. For no other reason, she's so full of jizz she probably wouldn't ignite in the first place. And teaching anyone anything implies, I feel wrongly, that she actually has any skills to impart in the first place. Yes, you can tell they are a family with a certain touch of class, can’t you. Paris? Whitney? Christ almighty, are the Hilton hotels trailer park beer and grits inns?

Burning her at the stake wouldn’t make her a martyr, it’s just impossible. For no other reason, she’s so full of jizz she probably wouldn’t ignite in the first place.

And teaching anyone anything implies, I feel wrongly, that she actually has any skills to impart in the first place.

]]> By: China http://songbytoad.com/2007/05/you-like-apples/#comment-235 China Thu, 10 May 2007 23:47:02 +0000 http://songbytoad.com/2007/05/09/you-like-apples/#comment-235 ...her middle name's Whitney? I'd ask that she burn at the stake, but that would make a heroine of her. 45 days of jail it is, because perhaps that will give her ample time to go the Martha Stewart route and teach fellow inmates to make ponchos. …her middle name’s Whitney?

I’d ask that she burn at the stake, but that would make a heroine of her. 45 days of jail it is, because perhaps that will give her ample time to go the Martha Stewart route and teach fellow inmates to make ponchos.

]]> By: trista http://songbytoad.com/2007/05/you-like-apples/#comment-236 trista Thu, 10 May 2007 16:47:12 +0000 http://songbytoad.com/2007/05/09/you-like-apples/#comment-236 I I

]]> By: Matthew http://songbytoad.com/2007/05/you-like-apples/#comment-238 Matthew Thu, 10 May 2007 15:38:59 +0000 http://songbytoad.com/2007/05/09/you-like-apples/#comment-238 Come on people, free your hatred - let it all out, you know you want to! Come on people, free your hatred – let it all out, you know you want to!

]]> By: Paulene http://songbytoad.com/2007/05/you-like-apples/#comment-237 Paulene Thu, 10 May 2007 14:26:52 +0000 http://songbytoad.com/2007/05/09/you-like-apples/#comment-237 "slack-fannied whore"........ GENIUS!!! Well said Mr Toad. Paulene “slack-fannied whore”…….. GENIUS!!! Well said Mr Toad.

Paulene

]]> By: Rents http://songbytoad.com/2007/05/you-like-apples/#comment-240 Rents Thu, 10 May 2007 10:10:07 +0000 http://songbytoad.com/2007/05/09/you-like-apples/#comment-240 "you could hang her upside down in the middle of the Sahara Desert for a fortnight and the hateful little bitch’s fanny still wouldn’t have dried out by the end of it" Now THAT's what I call vitriol! Must see if I can work this imagery into conversation somehow. “you could hang her upside down in the middle of the Sahara Desert for a fortnight and the hateful little bitch’s fanny still wouldn’t have dried out by the end of it”

Now THAT’s what I call vitriol! Must see if I can work this imagery into conversation somehow.

]]> By: Matthew http://songbytoad.com/2007/05/you-like-apples/#comment-239 Matthew Thu, 10 May 2007 08:27:41 +0000 http://songbytoad.com/2007/05/09/you-like-apples/#comment-239 Ronald Villiers - what a stoater! And FiL you are far too much of a gentleman to descend to such crass vulgarity, and that is why we love you. I on the other hand agree with Ronald: 'Burn the witch'! Ronald Villiers – what a stoater!

And FiL you are far too much of a gentleman to descend to such crass vulgarity, and that is why we love you. I on the other hand agree with Ronald: ‘Burn the witch’!

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