Comments on: Limping About Like a Cripple http://songbytoad.com/2007/06/limping-about-like-a-cripple/ Independent music from Edinburgh, Scotland - with added gin and swearing. Wed, 23 May 2012 14:07:49 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.2 By: Matthew http://songbytoad.com/2007/06/limping-about-like-a-cripple/#comment-624 Matthew Wed, 27 Jun 2007 20:57:30 +0000 http://songbytoad.com/2007/06/26/limping-about-like-a-cripple/#comment-624 The abused Chapman Brothers. Not abused even close to enough. Perhaps if the pirates had been kind enough to cut their fucking arms off we'd have been spared the ecclesiastical skipping spectacular. And Jesus does not read this blog. Know why? <i>'Jesus tried to rock, he tried and he tried, But you can't rock when you're bein' crucified.'</i> My Dad taught me that little gem, bless him. <i>Jesus tried to rock, as hard as he could, But you can't rock when you're nailed to wood.'</i> Snigger. I'm going to hell really, aren't I. No two ways about that one I suspect. The abused Chapman Brothers. Not abused even close to enough. Perhaps if the pirates had been kind enough to cut their fucking arms off we’d have been spared the ecclesiastical skipping spectacular.

And Jesus does not read this blog. Know why?

‘Jesus tried to rock, he tried and he tried,
But you can’t rock when you’re bein’ crucified.’

My Dad taught me that little gem, bless him.

Jesus tried to rock, as hard as he could,
But you can’t rock when you’re nailed to wood.’

Snigger. I’m going to hell really, aren’t I. No two ways about that one I suspect.

]]> By: Campfires & Battlefields http://songbytoad.com/2007/06/limping-about-like-a-cripple/#comment-623 Campfires & Battlefields Wed, 27 Jun 2007 20:52:24 +0000 http://songbytoad.com/2007/06/26/limping-about-like-a-cripple/#comment-623 Dearest Matthew, it sounds to me like you're merely lonely, and that you long for touch. I think a half-hour or so of some non-verbal clowning would do wonders for you. And if that doesn't work, just think of the abused Chapman brothers and how they braved those confounded pirates, all so they could honor HIS PRECIOUS BLOOD, double-dutch style! I had no idea things were so bad in Asia. Dearest Matthew, it sounds to me like you’re merely lonely, and that you long for touch. I think a half-hour or so of some non-verbal clowning would do wonders for you. And if that doesn’t work, just think of the abused Chapman brothers and how they braved those confounded pirates, all so they could honor HIS PRECIOUS BLOOD, double-dutch style! I had no idea things were so bad in Asia.

]]> By: Matthew http://songbytoad.com/2007/06/limping-about-like-a-cripple/#comment-622 Matthew Wed, 27 Jun 2007 20:42:06 +0000 http://songbytoad.com/2007/06/26/limping-about-like-a-cripple/#comment-622 Jesus fucking wept C&B! Being touched up by Clowns for Jesus when too old and infirm to get away or set about them with your walking stick is pretty much why they invented euthanasia. Or pissing yourself while the electric blanket is on. Jesus fucking wept C&B! Being touched up by Clowns for Jesus when too old and infirm to get away or set about them with your walking stick is pretty much why they invented euthanasia.

Or pissing yourself while the electric blanket is on.

]]> By: Matthew http://songbytoad.com/2007/06/limping-about-like-a-cripple/#comment-621 Matthew Wed, 27 Jun 2007 20:33:16 +0000 http://songbytoad.com/2007/06/26/limping-about-like-a-cripple/#comment-621 Codeine and Bourbon - brilliant. I imagine many a great record owes its genius to this particular combination! Codeine and Bourbon – brilliant. I imagine many a great record owes its genius to this particular combination!

]]> By: nycmike http://songbytoad.com/2007/06/limping-about-like-a-cripple/#comment-630 nycmike Wed, 27 Jun 2007 20:03:48 +0000 http://songbytoad.com/2007/06/26/limping-about-like-a-cripple/#comment-630 a man of your age is entitled to a long spot of malingering. I'm just past a similar spell of indolence caused by a broken rib. codeine and bourbon did wonders for my mood ... get well soon. a man of your age is entitled to a long spot of malingering. I’m just past a similar spell of indolence caused by a broken rib. codeine and bourbon did wonders for my mood …

get well soon.

]]> By: Matthew http://songbytoad.com/2007/06/limping-about-like-a-cripple/#comment-629 Matthew Wed, 27 Jun 2007 18:21:57 +0000 http://songbytoad.com/2007/06/26/limping-about-like-a-cripple/#comment-629 Well hooray for you lot and your fine community spirit bringing a bit of cheer into the life of a malingering toad, awash with self-pity. Well hooray for you lot and your fine community spirit bringing a bit of cheer into the life of a malingering toad, awash with self-pity.

]]> By: Campfires & Battlefields http://songbytoad.com/2007/06/limping-about-like-a-cripple/#comment-628 Campfires & Battlefields Wed, 27 Jun 2007 17:26:41 +0000 http://songbytoad.com/2007/06/26/limping-about-like-a-cripple/#comment-628 I'm sorry to hear that you are incommoded. Ibuprofen is one way. Gin is another. Or perhaps laughter: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vgyynyzQ308 Or this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pzi18X_H7Yk Or maybe this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bkS9oF-DFMA There's just so much beauty out there. Gray skies are gonna clear up, so put on a happy face. Oh! Forgot where I was there for a moment. I’m sorry to hear that you are incommoded. Ibuprofen is one way. Gin is another. Or perhaps laughter:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vgyynyzQ308

Or this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pzi18X_H7Yk

Or maybe this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bkS9oF-DFMA

There’s just so much beauty out there. Gray skies are gonna clear up, so put on a happy face. Oh! Forgot where I was there for a moment.

]]> By: mjrc http://songbytoad.com/2007/06/limping-about-like-a-cripple/#comment-631 mjrc Wed, 27 Jun 2007 17:10:45 +0000 http://songbytoad.com/2007/06/26/limping-about-like-a-cripple/#comment-631 ibuprofen, i mean. ibuprofen, i mean.

]]> By: Matthew http://songbytoad.com/2007/06/limping-about-like-a-cripple/#comment-627 Matthew Wed, 27 Jun 2007 15:53:01 +0000 http://songbytoad.com/2007/06/26/limping-about-like-a-cripple/#comment-627 You know Wendy, I don't have that one. Shame on me, mind you there's nothing more dangerous than a man with a credit card and time on his hands...! You know Wendy, I don’t have that one. Shame on me, mind you there’s nothing more dangerous than a man with a credit card and time on his hands…!

]]> By: wendy http://songbytoad.com/2007/06/limping-about-like-a-cripple/#comment-626 wendy Wed, 27 Jun 2007 14:14:26 +0000 http://songbytoad.com/2007/06/26/limping-about-like-a-cripple/#comment-626 Police on My Back by The Clash might be a good addition ;-) Police on My Back by The Clash might be a good addition ;-)

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