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Matthew Young

Gayest Song?  Ever?

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You may wish to contradict me on this, but you’d better have a cast-iron, big hairy beast from the depths of hell counter-argument, because I think my case is watertight.

Have you ever, anywhere, in all your born days heard a song so screamingly, mincingly, gloriously prancingly pirouetting in a spangly silver jumpsuitingly camp as this anywhere in the universe, ever? I just don’t think it can be done – listen to it, it’s 24-Carat genius!

Meco – Star Wars

Submissions please.

14 witty ripostes to Gayest Song?  Ever?

  1. Campfires & Battlefields
    Campfires & Battlefields

    It’s pretty camp, but for the real Ally-Daly you need to check out “Nomi Song” by Klaus Nomi.

  2. Campfires & Battlefields
    Campfires & Battlefields

    I used to own this song by the way, when I was about 8, and unless I’m mistaken it charted pretty highly in the States. I seem to remember that I considered it incredibly cool at the time, but then I’ve always been a bit racy.

  3. Matthew

    Racy? Racy?? You sound camp as Christmas.

    Putting the ‘Camp’ into the Capmfires & Battlefields!

  4. Campfires & Battlefields
    Campfires & Battlefields

    Honey, I’m camp as Valentine’s Day.

  5. thevinylvillain

    It’s not camp….its fucking shite.

    Campest song in the world?? ‘Piff Paff Poff’ by Sebastian & Steve.

  6. Matthew

    Shite? JC, that’s heresy! It is far, far too funny to be shite. Nothing this terrible can genuinely be shite, it’s things that are trying to be good that end being shite most of the time.

    And that’s me decided, we are having a Gay Off – C&B gets the next nomination, then it’s your turn!

  7. hannah

    how can you scar your blog with such a song?!

  8. Matthew

    Scar? This is a fucking hilarious song! It’s only going to get worse if I get any more off people.

  9. Campfires & Battlefields
    Campfires & Battlefields

    So I played this for the wife and my 6- and 4-year-old boys, both of whom are dyed-in-the-wool Star Wars fans, came running upstairs demanding to hear it again. Apparently they’ve inherited their father’s raciness.

  10. Terry

    Pretty gay indeed, but it can’t hold a lightstick to just about anything from Death Cab or Dashboard Confessional.

  11. Ed

    Bloody hell, Terry, I’ll never listen to ‘I Will Follow You Into The Dark’ In The same way again.

  12. Matthew

    Some things are so hetero they do start to seem a bit gay. Nice call Terry – I shall find something by them for your entry, right after China’s turn.

  13. Terry

    …and come to think of it, who hasn’t taken part in a good circle jerk to the backdrop of Whitesnake or Motley Crue? The old soggy biscuit, isn’t that what you Brits call it?

  14. Matthew

    That is a myth. Or at least I desperately hope it is.

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