What a Payne
Erm, sorry, tedious pun I know. The reason for it is that when I posted about the quite decent Candie Payne album last week I received a rather surprised/horrified comment from the lovely Hannah, one of my regular readers, that reads thus (please note excellent use of the possessive apostrophe – no greengrocer she!):
I just realised – this is sean from the zutons’ sister! and hey, she’s doing a record with your beloved mark ronson. eek.
Yes, the Ronsonator is back, F-ing Music in the A for all he’s worth once more. More pertinently, the Paynes: Candie, Sean from The Zutons and Howie who used to be in The Stands. Well we all know about The Zutons and their always promising but never quite delivering brand of sax-heavy indie pop, but I thought I’d post a couple of alternative versions from their first album just for fun. I never bought the second as I just never liked them enough, but they have some decent moments. Remember Me is a nice track actually – sincere and a bit jealous, which I like. If only their music lived up to their excellent cover illustrations.
The Zutons – Long Time Coming (Alternate Version)
The Zutons – Remember Me (Alternate Version)
More pertinently, Hannah commented further this morning:
their other brother is howie payne, who used to be in the stands and the big kids, two bands I have never heard of but wikipedia tells me are “alternative rock”.
So I think we can put this right. The Stands are indeed ‘alternative rock’: every band in the universe is alternative rock these days, so they must be. They released a half-decent album called All Years Leaving about three or four years ago which had some decent stuff on it. I wouldn’t necessarily rush out and buy it, but it might be worth a try if these songs strike your fancy. So without further ado Song, by Toad presents, for the benefit of the splendid Miss Hannah….
…drum roll please…
…The Stands!
The Stands – Some Weekend Night I particularly recommend this one.
The Stands – All Years Leaving
The Stands – Outside Your Door
And a bonus Dylan cover, which is pretty nice too: The Stands – Lay Lady Lay
Sarcasm is like a big squishy hug in my language!
And sloppy use of apostrophes really, really fucking irritates me. Depressingly enough, very few people would have got that one right, although I don’t know why it’s so fucking hard. I was being appreciative.
the stands were actually a really great live band and howie payne is an amazing gem of a songwriter. i’m not a fan of mark ronson either but candie payne has a really soulful voice and would do better to perform in her own style. your sarcasm outshines your journalism and its a shame because your ideas are good.
You can’t tell Candie Payne to ‘perform in her own style’ and then tell me to tone down the sarcasm in the same comment! That, as you put it, is me ‘performing in my own style’. Until someone pays me for any of this crap I see no reason not to write in a style I personally prefer to read and use.
wow, don’t I feel special?! thanks for the introduction, they seem like a pretty decent band and I quite like the songs you put up. not too keen on your sarky comments though…!