Comments on: Too Beautiful to Fuck http://songbytoad.com/2007/10/too-beautiful-to-fuck/ Independent and alternative music in Scotland - with a shitload of gin. Sun, 21 Mar 2010 12:24:48 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 hourly 1 By: ally http://songbytoad.com/2007/10/too-beautiful-to-fuck/#comment-1719 ally Thu, 01 Nov 2007 13:34:10 +0000 http://songbytoad.com/2007/10/24/too-beautiful-to-fuck/#comment-1719 you mucky pup. you mucky pup.

]]> By: Matthew http://songbytoad.com/2007/10/too-beautiful-to-fuck/#comment-1720 Matthew Tue, 30 Oct 2007 09:31:41 +0000 http://songbytoad.com/2007/10/24/too-beautiful-to-fuck/#comment-1720 Scoop. Hmm, sounds awful, hence I'll probably enjoy it! Scoop. Hmm, sounds awful, hence I’ll probably enjoy it!

]]> By: China http://songbytoad.com/2007/10/too-beautiful-to-fuck/#comment-1721 China Tue, 30 Oct 2007 03:52:17 +0000 http://songbytoad.com/2007/10/24/too-beautiful-to-fuck/#comment-1721 That's a perspective shaped by the movie Match Point! Watch Scoop and you'll laugh her off, I swear it. That’s a perspective shaped by the movie Match Point! Watch Scoop and you’ll laugh her off, I swear it.

]]> By: Matthew http://songbytoad.com/2007/10/too-beautiful-to-fuck/#comment-1709 Matthew Mon, 29 Oct 2007 09:11:46 +0000 http://songbytoad.com/2007/10/24/too-beautiful-to-fuck/#comment-1709 Well she is kinda funny-looking at times. But it’s the sauce factor China, I think. She looks like she’d strump you till your dentures rattled, to borrow a phrase from my occasionally surprisingly coarse lady wife. Well she is kinda funny-looking at times. But it’s the sauce factor China, I think. She looks like she’d strump you till your dentures rattled, to borrow a phrase from my occasionally surprisingly coarse lady wife.

]]> By: China http://songbytoad.com/2007/10/too-beautiful-to-fuck/#comment-1712 China Fri, 26 Oct 2007 23:48:32 +0000 http://songbytoad.com/2007/10/24/too-beautiful-to-fuck/#comment-1712 Scarlett = ew. I don't understand her appeal. Plus, she's a shit actress. Scarlett = ew. I don’t understand her appeal. Plus, she’s a shit actress.

]]> By: Drunk Country http://songbytoad.com/2007/10/too-beautiful-to-fuck/#comment-1713 Drunk Country Fri, 26 Oct 2007 19:55:03 +0000 http://songbytoad.com/2007/10/24/too-beautiful-to-fuck/#comment-1713 Exacto-mondo. ;o) Exacto-mondo.

;o)

]]> By: Matthew http://songbytoad.com/2007/10/too-beautiful-to-fuck/#comment-1710 Matthew Fri, 26 Oct 2007 15:06:47 +0000 http://songbytoad.com/2007/10/24/too-beautiful-to-fuck/#comment-1710 It's Scarlett Johanssen looking saucy. Stop moaning. It’s Scarlett Johanssen looking saucy. Stop moaning.

]]> By: Drunk Country http://songbytoad.com/2007/10/too-beautiful-to-fuck/#comment-1711 Drunk Country Fri, 26 Oct 2007 13:32:14 +0000 http://songbytoad.com/2007/10/24/too-beautiful-to-fuck/#comment-1711 Thoroughly agree with the sentiment (the points re: super models & J-Lo et al). However, none too sure about the picture - it's all set up to evoke a rush of the blood, no? The Pringle patterened socks? The school-girl tartan mini-skirt? The cheery & lips patterened undies? The cherry pendant necklace? The arm-length inde-sleeves? It's all abit contrived & manipulated. I'm not convinced she has any sex appeal. I thinm she has been taken out of her case & given a squirt of alive-o-wet moisture & made to look interstig by being plonked in front of a computer. One suspects the next set of photos has her exclaiming a surprised gasp (pencil tantilisingly resting on bottom lip); the over-endowd 'Principal' silently mouthing some lame reprimand (whilst accidentally bulging from his front portion); a cheeky/knowing skyward eyebrow of an experession as the "Principal" suggests a "punishment" that would "satisfy" them both... etc etc until her eyes are glooped up with man-splash. Nope. She does fuck all for me. DC Thoroughly agree with the sentiment (the points re: super models & J-Lo et al).

However, none too sure about the picture – it’s all set up to evoke a rush of the blood, no? The Pringle patterened socks? The school-girl tartan mini-skirt? The cheery & lips patterened undies? The cherry pendant necklace? The arm-length inde-sleeves? It’s all abit contrived & manipulated. I’m not convinced she has any sex appeal. I thinm she has been taken out of her case & given a squirt of alive-o-wet moisture & made to look interstig by being plonked in front of a computer. One suspects the next set of photos has her exclaiming a surprised gasp (pencil tantilisingly resting on bottom lip); the over-endowd ‘Principal’ silently mouthing some lame reprimand (whilst accidentally bulging from his front portion); a cheeky/knowing skyward eyebrow of an experession as the “Principal” suggests a “punishment” that would “satisfy” them both… etc etc until her eyes are glooped up with man-splash.

Nope. She does fuck all for me.

DC

]]> By: Matthew http://songbytoad.com/2007/10/too-beautiful-to-fuck/#comment-1716 Matthew Thu, 25 Oct 2007 18:54:07 +0000 http://songbytoad.com/2007/10/24/too-beautiful-to-fuck/#comment-1716 Can you smell the desperation? Is it that obvious? Can you smell the desperation? Is it that obvious?

]]> By: Anonymous http://songbytoad.com/2007/10/too-beautiful-to-fuck/#comment-1715 Anonymous Thu, 25 Oct 2007 18:28:24 +0000 http://songbytoad.com/2007/10/24/too-beautiful-to-fuck/#comment-1715 When was the wife back again? When was the wife back again?

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