DIY-Enforced Hiatus
Sorry about the deafening silence here recently, but there’s not a lot I can do about it. We are taking the week off to try and get the house up to scratch before our housewarming party on Saturday, and the internet connection is yet to be restored. Hopefully I’ll be able to post again before the end of the week, but that’s about it.
Since you asked, I am knackered, covered in paint and sick to death of fucking plumbers. The place is starting to look snappy though. Why is my bathroom paint like a Madonna song? Because it’s too fucking blue, that’s why. Yes, Toadlings, it has come to this.
Incidentally, anyone know why anyone would find their way to this blog using the search terms ’song by toad christmas’? Have I ever mentioned Christmas here, or promised anything festive? Apart from decrying it as a frenzied orgy of pointless greed and rapacious avarice, I can’t think of anything I might have to say on the subject. But more on this later, when I am back in business properly. It’s not all bad, but most of it is pretty unedifying.
Speak to you all in a bit, then.
Cheers,
Matthew
If you’re sick to death of fucking plumbers, then just stop. Or at least pick only the good looking ones.
Sorry, it’s “Crap Joke Friday” dontcha know??
Hang in there, it’ll all get done.
Hope your party was good. As a fellow-Xmas hater, I challenge you to find a Xmas song which doesn’t make grown men fall to their knees sobbing in supermarkets. Or was that just me?
Its such an enjoyment to visit your blog.
Oh, and by the way. Frighened Rabbit – It’s Christmas So We’ll Stop.
it must be a plea for toad-inspired christmas songs. there’s no other explanation.
paint on, man, paint on!