Comments on: Fucking Men & Their Shitty Fucking Music

By: Drunk Country

Drunk Country — Mon, 09 Jun 2008 07:10:47 +0000

Your vagina?

By: Campfires & Battlefields

Campfires & Battlefields — Mon, 09 Jun 2008 01:12:21 +0000

Needless to say I drive a minivan. It’s IMMENSE!

By: Matthew

Matthew — Sun, 08 Jun 2008 20:02:45 +0000

I once saw a sticker on the back of a fantastic muscle car in the States which read ‘This is NOT my boyfriend’s car’. I fancied that lass even though I never clapped eyes upon her.

By: DrunkCountry

DrunkCountry — Sun, 08 Jun 2008 16:46:30 +0000

ok so if cars are extensions of cocks, what does that make the women who drive them? & what’s the vaginal equivalent for a lady? A purse/handbag? Does the clasp feature represent labial protrusion etc? I think us non-car driving men need to know before we go rooting around in one anytime soon.

By: Ben

Ben — Thu, 05 Jun 2008 18:22:42 +0000

I was about to say something in defence of old volvos, but then realised I like music and don’t own a car so my opinion is irrelevant. Still, I’ve clicked the comment button now

By: mjrc

mjrc — Thu, 05 Jun 2008 11:34:53 +0000

yep, i’m as american as can be! i do have a lot of blog friends from the uk, though, so i could see how you might think that.

but yes, i think we can pretty much categorically count out the tiny sports car drivers and the humongous suv drivers, and i would add to the mix the pick-up-truck-driving bad-asses as well.

By: China

China — Thu, 05 Jun 2008 07:36:56 +0000

…the *ones* in beat-up sedans, not *one* in multiple cars at once. Christ.

By: China

China — Thu, 05 Jun 2008 07:36:22 +0000

You’re American, Mjrc? Don’t know why I hadn’t put two and two together. In any case, I find that the most pathetic of men are the ones driving tiny sports cars. You know, to make their *you knows* appear large by contrast, or whatever. Come to think of it, if a man is no good in a sports car or an SUV, then the good catches must be the one in beat-up sedans. Or no car. Hooray for reaching conclusions!

By: mjrc

mjrc — Wed, 04 Jun 2008 18:56:25 +0000

dear mrs. toad, i’ve been thinking about your thoughtful post for a few days and thought you might like to know that over here in the states, the size of a man’s car and engine are usually–although certainly not always–inversely indicative of the size of his, well, you know. so although i’m not for certain on the shite music theory, i thought you might enjoy another perspective on the matter.

enjoy your holiday!

By: Spyros

Spyros — Wed, 04 Jun 2008 13:05:36 +0000

…Has anybody seen the Fathers Day comp CD advertised on telly at the moment? A comprehensive medley of all your dad’s favourites, presuming he’s a half-pool cue wielding cabbie in an untucked YSL shirt.

The now defunkt Green River records in Reading still owe me two quid in deposit money but the cute girl with dyed red hair in there once let me borrow an advance tape of the Blues Explosion album.