Comments on: I Fucking Hate Ciabatta

By: Dylan

Dylan — Mon, 14 Jul 2008 15:13:31 +0000

Heinz Sandwich Spread.

Only a Brit would consider releasing a food product that so precisely resembled puke.

And only the British public would lap it up.

By: Matthew

Matthew — Fri, 11 Jul 2008 14:19:29 +0000

Stop being lily-livered and try some corned beef, you pussy!

By: Campfires & Battlefields

Campfires & Battlefields — Fri, 11 Jul 2008 14:14:11 +0000

Suddenly I crave a breath mint.

By: Matthew

Matthew — Fri, 11 Jul 2008 08:27:09 +0000

Tinned corned beef with vinegary pickle. Mmmmmmmmm…!

By: Mrs Toad

Mrs Toad — Thu, 10 Jul 2008 21:06:01 +0000

Ah, the death of the great british sandwich.

What happened to fish paste smeared on some bleached Mother’s Pride? (the tall scottish one with blackened crust like, none of your English nancy square sliced bread with healthy shit in). Slabs of chedder and onion – yellow onions, nae red shite – with a wisp of 6 day old iceberg and a smear of salad cream? Tinned corned beef with vinegary pickle?

What is the world coming to? Stone baked ciabatta with fresh mozzarella, peppery rocket and basil laden pesto? Crazy. Crazy. Is this what the spirit of Dunkirk has wrought – Italianate sandwiches? Is there no shame?

I blame Gordon Brown and the Guardian myself.

By: Matthew

Matthew — Thu, 10 Jul 2008 11:55:53 +0000

We you certainly don’t! If your own blogging represents your musical taste accurately, then you must think 90% of the stuff here is shite. But then it seems like a bit of a stretch to suggest that the witty repartee is what does the trick. Actually, Ctel, why do you come here?

By: Ctel

Ctel — Thu, 10 Jul 2008 11:17:42 +0000

DC said “If only so much vigour was put into responding to the music posts…”

As if we come here for the music…pfft

By: Matthew

Matthew — Thu, 10 Jul 2008 09:09:39 +0000

I hope she pushed the bitch into the oncoming traffic.

By: Euan

Euan — Thu, 10 Jul 2008 08:15:27 +0000

matthew – pamela heard some girl on the bus saying that she wanted dancing in the moonlight by toploader as her first dance at her wedding……………

By: Jamila Fucking Dance

Jamila Fucking Dance — Wed, 09 Jul 2008 19:08:20 +0000

i think an Indieable sandwich would be like a tomato ketchup sandwich except filled with the blood of mediocre ‘indie’ popstars like Luke Kook? sprinkled with ground up powder made out of skinny jeans?