Poor camels and their much maligned toes. Being ungulates, are camel toes not extraordinarily long, incidentally? As in, longer that our shins. They walk on their toenails – hooves – and their lower legs are basically elongated toes, are they not? Which means for the ‘camel toe’ comparison to be at all accurate… eugh, I just had an awful image flash before my eyes. The less said about that the better.

Also, I’ll be sure to keep DC’s final paragraph on hand if I ever work in the marketing department of a clothing line.

To the practicalities of the design itself, the 7″ rise (to which I am sure your good lady will attest) refers to the crutch crunch suffered by ladies when wearing such objects of clinginess – tights & skinny jeans also fall into this category. It’s all about the elasticity of the material verus the immovable object of the fanny bone (albethere some give, depending on the cushion value of the mountain peak brush & top soil folds betwixt material & solid base). 7″ gives a comfortable floexibility to movement, bending, kneeling, reach arounds. Although, as I can most certainly report with some accuracy & knowledge, US & UK soldiers who wear knee pads tethered to their outer garmets all compain of the rising of said floor protection regardless of give in the elasticity of the material to which they are attached or the method by which they are attached.

In short, it’s a clever & fashionista was of saying anti-cameltoe technology.

&, let’s face it, the one thing a gad about town does not want, when gulping down a quart or many of man’s own dairy salt, is being pap-tagged/embarrassed by either (a) not noticing a prominent lower case ‘w’ drawing all eyes from her yabbering, milk moustachoed maw, down to her money maker, or (b) having to publically finger pinch the jam-packed material out of her labial glue into a more acceptable mannequin-flaccid positioning.