Comments on: Friday Gives You a Bunch of Fives http://songbytoad.com/2008/11/friday-gives-you-a-bunch-of-fives/ Independent music from Edinburgh, Scotland - with added gin and swearing. Thu, 24 May 2012 14:31:45 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.2 By: FiL http://songbytoad.com/2008/11/friday-gives-you-a-bunch-of-fives/#comment-9874 FiL Mon, 24 Nov 2008 19:48:04 +0000 http://songbytoad.wordpress.com/?p=2885#comment-9874 1. Billy Childish. For the WIN!! 2. One inch. Exactly. 3.Trim. I get my kicks below the waistline, sunshine. 4. When sculpture is even contemplated (right on, Wh666) 5.A Baader-Meinhof 'tache 1. Billy Childish. For the WIN!!
2. One inch. Exactly.
3.Trim. I get my kicks below the waistline, sunshine.
4. When sculpture is even contemplated (right on, Wh666)
5.A Baader-Meinhof ‘tache

]]> By: Tart http://songbytoad.com/2008/11/friday-gives-you-a-bunch-of-fives/#comment-9870 Tart Sat, 22 Nov 2008 02:55:10 +0000 http://songbytoad.wordpress.com/?p=2885#comment-9870 what size dearie? they all come with the nutsack lol xoxoxo what size dearie? they all come with the nutsack lol xoxoxo

]]> By: Dylan http://songbytoad.com/2008/11/friday-gives-you-a-bunch-of-fives/#comment-9869 Dylan Sat, 22 Nov 2008 01:48:15 +0000 http://songbytoad.wordpress.com/?p=2885#comment-9869 Tart, I like your post in italics, it makes it read like poetry. <i>Now that you’re getting older, And the nights are getting colder, Nothing could be neater, Than this little Peter Heater….</i> If you're making them, can I have the one with the built-in testicle pouch? Looks snug. :) Tart, I like your post in italics, it makes it read like poetry.

Now that you’re getting older,
And the nights are getting colder,
Nothing could be neater,
Than this little Peter Heater….

If you’re making them, can I have the one with the built-in testicle pouch?

Looks snug.
:)

]]> By: Wh666 http://songbytoad.com/2008/11/friday-gives-you-a-bunch-of-fives/#comment-9871 Wh666 Fri, 21 Nov 2008 23:11:10 +0000 http://songbytoad.wordpress.com/?p=2885#comment-9871 1. Hitler, of course. duh.... 2. as big as possible. 3. pluck... ooohya.. 4. Even putting beard and sculpture in the same sentence is going too far. 5. think adolescent rickshaw operator and you're well on the way. 1. Hitler, of course. duh….
2. as big as possible.
3. pluck… ooohya..
4. Even putting beard and sculpture in the same sentence is going too far.
5. think adolescent rickshaw operator and you’re well on the way.

]]> By: Tart http://songbytoad.com/2008/11/friday-gives-you-a-bunch-of-fives/#comment-9873 Tart Fri, 21 Nov 2008 21:19:32 +0000 http://songbytoad.wordpress.com/?p=2885#comment-9873 damn, i've farked up all my html, omg i hate fridays! damn, i’ve farked up all my html, omg i hate fridays!

]]> By: Tart http://songbytoad.com/2008/11/friday-gives-you-a-bunch-of-fives/#comment-9872 Tart Fri, 21 Nov 2008 21:19:01 +0000 http://songbytoad.wordpress.com/?p=2885#comment-9872 1. Best celebrity moustache. It must be Tom Selleck, just <a href="http://www.quirkcollective.com/images/SelleckMagnum.jpg tom selleck moustache" rel="nofollow"> look at the man!</a> 2. Optimum sideburn length. Not too long and bushy unless there is a beard to match. Otherwise the friction betwixt my thighs is unbearable. It must be <i>soft so use hair conditioner please, gents. 3. Nasal hair: trim or pluck? Do I really need to answer this? I don't care, just tidy it up! One more reason to live with women and keep the men around as neighboring pets for occasional use, in my humble opinion.... no offense intended really. 4. When does beard sculpture go too far? Discuss. When they spend more time in front of the mirror than me, obviously. 5. Your own best personal achievement in the field of facial topiary. (Alternative ladies’ question: favourite knitting pattern.) Oh Matthew, (and Dylan!) you so really deserve <a href="http://www.swampcrone.com/?p=8" rel="nofollow">this one for this series of questions</a> ...just tell me which size, darlin' oxoxox, Tart 1. Best celebrity moustache.
It must be Tom Selleck, just look at the man!
2. Optimum sideburn length.
Not too long and bushy unless there is a beard to match. Otherwise the friction betwixt my thighs is unbearable. It must be soft so use hair conditioner please, gents.
3. Nasal hair: trim or pluck?
Do I really need to answer this? I don’t care, just tidy it up! One more reason to live with women and keep the men around as neighboring pets for occasional use, in my humble opinion…. no offense intended really.
4. When does beard sculpture go too far? Discuss.
When they spend more time in front of the mirror than me, obviously.
5. Your own best personal achievement in the field of facial topiary. (Alternative ladies’ question: favourite knitting pattern.)
Oh Matthew, (and Dylan!) you so really deserve this one for this series of questions …just tell me which size, darlin’

oxoxox,
Tart

]]> By: Matthew http://songbytoad.com/2008/11/friday-gives-you-a-bunch-of-fives/#comment-9868 Matthew Fri, 21 Nov 2008 17:25:25 +0000 http://songbytoad.wordpress.com/?p=2885#comment-9868 Surrounded by posh fuckwits with blubbery lips and stupid women trying to dress like footballer's wives. Jesus wept. Surrounded by posh fuckwits with blubbery lips and stupid women trying to dress like footballer’s wives.

Jesus wept.

]]> By: Cesar Moves http://songbytoad.com/2008/11/friday-gives-you-a-bunch-of-fives/#comment-9867 Cesar Moves Fri, 21 Nov 2008 17:24:26 +0000 http://songbytoad.wordpress.com/?p=2885#comment-9867 That was an amazing post, and it earned you a new RSS subscriber. Keep up the good work! That was an amazing post, and it earned you a new RSS subscriber. Keep up the good work!

]]> By: Dylan http://songbytoad.com/2008/11/friday-gives-you-a-bunch-of-fives/#comment-9866 Dylan Fri, 21 Nov 2008 17:16:36 +0000 http://songbytoad.wordpress.com/?p=2885#comment-9866 Let's all go to Amicus Apple. We'll be able to spot Tom - he'll be the sexy one. Gibbering in the corner. Let’s all go to Amicus Apple.

We’ll be able to spot Tom – he’ll be the sexy one.

Gibbering in the corner.

]]> By: Tom (yes the sexy one) http://songbytoad.com/2008/11/friday-gives-you-a-bunch-of-fives/#comment-9865 Tom (yes the sexy one) Fri, 21 Nov 2008 17:11:55 +0000 http://songbytoad.wordpress.com/?p=2885#comment-9865 no freewill and all that....it's a leaving do......i fucking hate the place....oh well see ya all later....well maybe not but you know what i mean. no freewill and all that….it’s a leaving do……i fucking hate the place….oh well see ya all later….well maybe not but you know what i mean.

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