1: I’m going to go with Sandro Perri for this one, it was a mix of his stuff that got me with the lovely lady I’m with now. Throw on ‘Love is Real’, stuff happens.

2: “I’m crap at sex. Thirty seconds, tops.” I think they reckon if you’re confident enough to say that, you’re confident enough to do a lot more.

3. Mulled wine on a cold winter’s night. Works rather well.

4. See 2. It’s actually a great line.

5. Hmm. I’ve never really had anything as straightforward as a first date… Breaking into a city park in the middle of a hot summer’s night is a good one though.

That makes it sound so much less sordid than it really was.

unless it’s one of those British understated wry irony things and you’re not complaining at all. which seems most likely, come to think of it.

i’ll answer this later as my luscious Tart has just made me french toast.

xoxo
m.chutney

The joke was meant to be a little winky emoticon typed out with a bracket and a semi-colon after the bit about not doing text-ese abbreviations.

It wasn’t meant to be Word-fucking-arse-Press-wipe “helping” and making a shitey little stupid picture of it.

Fuck!

Yeah, I feel the same way about Lou Gramm.

That made me laugh out loud.

(I don’t do those text-ese abbrieviations.)

Boom-tish!