Comments on: Toad Festive Fifty: 24-36

By: Ferg

Ferg — Wed, 24 Dec 2008 02:03:13 +0000

“Mmm, In the pub I was, when I realised the force could help me get pissed up more easily”

Ok, that one isn’t mine. But tis still good.

By: Matthew

Matthew — Fri, 19 Dec 2008 10:21:00 +0000

“When 900 pints you reach, look as good you will not. Hm.”

By: Dylan

Dylan — Fri, 19 Dec 2008 10:17:28 +0000

drunk i am

Is that from one of Yoda’s deleted scenes from the party at the end of …Jedi?

“Besht mate of mine, you are, Luke. Love you really, I do…”

By: Rampant Chutney Consumerism

Rampant Chutney Consumerism — Fri, 19 Dec 2008 01:38:58 +0000

drunk i am

By: Tart

Tart — Fri, 19 Dec 2008 01:17:57 +0000

oh gosh I’m so in love with Nicole Atkins/Mrs. Toad right now.

Boys, seriously, just shut up and let us handle things, thanks.

xoxo,
Tart

By: Mrs Toad

Mrs Toad — Thu, 18 Dec 2008 23:59:05 +0000

I’m with MGMT on digging up worms. A curiously satisfying experience which occupied many a young day. Why don’t adults like digging up worms?

By: drunkcountry

drunkcountry — Thu, 18 Dec 2008 23:45:53 +0000

Which list are we talking about again?

By: Mrs Toad

Mrs Toad — Thu, 18 Dec 2008 19:31:58 +0000

Matthew, you live in the UK. Gordon Brown is not going to allow people to develop a taste for anything as rich and nutritious as semen. If you are lucky, we’ll be compelled to go halfers with ze Germans on some glass coffee tables and chow down on shit.

By: Mrs Toad

Mrs Toad — Thu, 18 Dec 2008 19:26:40 +0000

Nicole Atkins makes me want to wander barefoot down a rainy freeway at night in a red evening dress throwing roses at trucks. Its like an aural video.

By: Matthew

Matthew — Thu, 18 Dec 2008 17:47:01 +0000

Actually, it will be very difficult for me to remain straight at all if those damn faggits get any more rights. I might just develop, out of absolutely nowhere and with no personal precedent and contrary to every instinct with which I was born, an insatiable taste for semen. In fact it’s almost an inevitable consequence, I would say, by the inexorable power of logic. Fortunately that nice pres’dent will save us all. Fucking weasel.