Comments on: Feral Friday Favourites (& Meursault Gigs) http://songbytoad.com/2009/02/feral-friday-favourites-meursault-gigs/ Independent and alternative music in Scotland - with a shitload of gin. Tue, 16 Mar 2010 00:16:28 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 hourly 1 By: Matthew http://songbytoad.com/2009/02/feral-friday-favourites-meursault-gigs/#comment-14189 Matthew Mon, 16 Feb 2009 17:09:19 +0000 http://songbytoad.com/?p=5336#comment-14189 <i>"forget that they are single and meet other singles"</i> As if anything could be better designed to achieve the precise opposite! <i>"ever try and make your own film and realise your just not very physically attractive?"</i> No, but someone whose house I was living in did once. Even though I only caught a glimpse of the film before fleeing the room at pace, the sight of his pudgy, pudding-textured body flopping about on top of some poor, desperate, mousy woman has never ceased to terrify me to this day. “forget that they are single and meet other singles”

As if anything could be better designed to achieve the precise opposite!

“ever try and make your own film and realise your just not very physically attractive?”

No, but someone whose house I was living in did once. Even though I only caught a glimpse of the film before fleeing the room at pace, the sight of his pudgy, pudding-textured body flopping about on top of some poor, desperate, mousy woman has never ceased to terrify me to this day.

]]> By: Paulene http://songbytoad.com/2009/02/feral-friday-favourites-meursault-gigs/#comment-14176 Paulene Mon, 16 Feb 2009 13:58:06 +0000 http://songbytoad.com/?p=5336#comment-14176 1. Just stopped answering calls and rubbering them every time I saw them in the street etc. (Non Scots see number 4 here http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=rubber) 2. Finally realised it was over when he was spotted snogging his new girlfriend in the street outside my house 3. I hate valentines but a now ex BF did buy me a day racing a Lotus Elise round Silverstone race track.....I loved every fucking minute of that one, even with a speed limiter on them they are as fast as a bastard and shag the road 4. Couldn't conjure up the good manners not to cry with laughter and derision when the fluffy handcuffs came out 5. I just try my best to ignore the whole ridiculous stupidity of it. Where I live, this year they organised a whole weekend of activities for singles to "forget that they are single and meet other singles" Cunts! 1. Just stopped answering calls and rubbering them every time I saw them in the street etc. (Non Scots see number 4 here http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=rubber)
2. Finally realised it was over when he was spotted snogging his new girlfriend in the street outside my house
3. I hate valentines but a now ex BF did buy me a day racing a Lotus Elise round Silverstone race track…..I loved every fucking minute of that one, even with a speed limiter on them they are as fast as a bastard and shag the road
4. Couldn’t conjure up the good manners not to cry with laughter and derision when the fluffy handcuffs came out
5. I just try my best to ignore the whole ridiculous stupidity of it. Where I live, this year they organised a whole weekend of activities for singles to “forget that they are single and meet other singles” Cunts!

]]> By: michael http://songbytoad.com/2009/02/feral-friday-favourites-meursault-gigs/#comment-14168 michael Mon, 16 Feb 2009 11:40:38 +0000 http://songbytoad.com/?p=5336#comment-14168 bit late sorry. 1. got my mate to phone her on christmas day and say "your dumped". 2. moved to the other side of the fucking world! 3. on saturday my girlfriend let me cancel our valentines meal because i was too hungover to keep seafood down and didnt moan once. 4. ever try and make your own film and realise your just not very physically attractive? 5. every single fucking one. bit late sorry.

1. got my mate to phone her on christmas day and say “your dumped”.
2. moved to the other side of the fucking world!
3. on saturday my girlfriend let me cancel our valentines meal because i was too hungover to keep seafood down and didnt moan once.
4. ever try and make your own film and realise your just not very physically attractive?
5. every single fucking one.

]]> By: Matthew http://songbytoad.com/2009/02/feral-friday-favourites-meursault-gigs/#comment-14072 Matthew Sat, 14 Feb 2009 14:30:47 +0000 http://songbytoad.com/?p=5336#comment-14072 It is disgusting stuff. I am pouring it down the fucking sink. You will be safe. It is disgusting stuff. I am pouring it down the fucking sink. You will be safe.

]]> By: Dylan http://songbytoad.com/2009/02/feral-friday-favourites-meursault-gigs/#comment-14071 Dylan Sat, 14 Feb 2009 14:30:07 +0000 http://songbytoad.com/?p=5336#comment-14071 Okay you win! Please never mention the genever again.. Okay you win!

Please never mention the genever again..

]]> By: Mrs Toad http://songbytoad.com/2009/02/feral-friday-favourites-meursault-gigs/#comment-14070 Mrs Toad Sat, 14 Feb 2009 14:02:57 +0000 http://songbytoad.com/?p=5336#comment-14070 Dylan, I'm half Irish. The other half is from the shit end of Fife, specifically the sort of ex-mining village where people publically wrestle with their Dobermans for amusement, so you just watch it. BTW - you deffo had your rugger shirt when you left here, in a cab. Which begs the question, what the hell happened after you got out of the cab home? And why did you think it was a good idea to down glasses of neat Genever (Dutch gin)? Dylan,

I’m half Irish. The other half is from the shit end of Fife, specifically the sort of ex-mining village where people publically wrestle with their Dobermans for amusement, so you just watch it.

BTW – you deffo had your rugger shirt when you left here, in a cab. Which begs the question, what the hell happened after you got out of the cab home?

And why did you think it was a good idea to down glasses of neat Genever (Dutch gin)?

]]> By: Dylan http://songbytoad.com/2009/02/feral-friday-favourites-meursault-gigs/#comment-14068 Dylan Sat, 14 Feb 2009 12:25:35 +0000 http://songbytoad.com/?p=5336#comment-14068 Mrs. Toad, why would you be thinking of England? You're Irish. Mrs. Toad, why would you be thinking of England? You’re Irish.

]]> By: Mrs Toad http://songbytoad.com/2009/02/feral-friday-favourites-meursault-gigs/#comment-14048 Mrs Toad Sat, 14 Feb 2009 00:51:07 +0000 http://songbytoad.com/?p=5336#comment-14048 The female version of those ads tries to persuade you that, unless your man has just mortgaged both your futures for a $30,000 diamond necklace that you can wear to two functions per annum, he is probably shagging someone on the side or wishes he was. True love says it with diamonds these days apparently. Staying awake long enough afterwards for a cuddle used to suffice. The female version of those ads tries to persuade you that, unless your man has just mortgaged both your futures for a $30,000 diamond necklace that you can wear to two functions per annum, he is probably shagging someone on the side or wishes he was.

True love says it with diamonds these days apparently. Staying awake long enough afterwards for a cuddle used to suffice.

]]> By: Ben http://songbytoad.com/2009/02/feral-friday-favourites-meursault-gigs/#comment-14046 Ben Fri, 13 Feb 2009 23:37:13 +0000 http://songbytoad.com/?p=5336#comment-14046 I do love all the adverts that start with "If you love her...", "show your love with...", "show her you care..." That said, my wife has a cheesy cards fetish that at this point has become endearing. I do love all the adverts that start with

“If you love her…”, “show your love with…”, “show her you care…”

That said, my wife has a cheesy cards fetish that at this point has become endearing.

]]> By: Dianna http://songbytoad.com/2009/02/feral-friday-favourites-meursault-gigs/#comment-14044 Dianna Fri, 13 Feb 2009 22:45:12 +0000 http://songbytoad.com/?p=5336#comment-14044 Ok, so I'll buckle to the peer pressure of the technological age. Although, most everyone else is probably in the pub at this point - stupid time difference. 1. I once dumped a guy via email. However, a friend of mine once told some drunk kid who was hitting on her that she was studying to be a nun, and therefore couldn't go out with him. Maybe not evil per se, but pretty hilarious. 2. Well, I technically did the dumping, but I found out later that my long-term boyfriend cheated on me with an overweight self-harmer. They're getting married next spring, I believe. 3. A book of Ben Folds piano music. I probably even still have it, somewhere. 4. Going along with the outdoors theme - beaches are not as fun as they sound. The sand, the sand... *shudder* 5. Watching TV alone while my then boyfriend was playing Magic: The Gathering with his friends. I got a potted plant exactly one month later as a gift. Ok, so I’ll buckle to the peer pressure of the technological age. Although, most everyone else is probably in the pub at this point – stupid time difference.

1. I once dumped a guy via email. However, a friend of mine once told some drunk kid who was hitting on her that she was studying to be a nun, and therefore couldn’t go out with him. Maybe not evil per se, but pretty hilarious.

2. Well, I technically did the dumping, but I found out later that my long-term boyfriend cheated on me with an overweight self-harmer. They’re getting married next spring, I believe.

3. A book of Ben Folds piano music. I probably even still have it, somewhere.

4. Going along with the outdoors theme – beaches are not as fun as they sound. The sand, the sand… *shudder*

5. Watching TV alone while my then boyfriend was playing Magic: The Gathering with his friends. I got a potted plant exactly one month later as a gift.

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