Comments on: Five Fuckings Off for a Fortnight http://songbytoad.com/2009/06/five-fuckings-off-for-a-fortnight/ Independent music from Edinburgh, Scotland - with added gin and swearing. Thu, 24 May 2012 17:03:32 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.2 By: Tart http://songbytoad.com/2009/06/five-fuckings-off-for-a-fortnight/#comment-23237 Tart Sat, 13 Jun 2009 05:51:34 +0000 http://songbytoad.com/?p=6120#comment-23237 H H

]]> By: Tim http://songbytoad.com/2009/06/five-fuckings-off-for-a-fortnight/#comment-23232 Tim Sat, 13 Jun 2009 00:14:37 +0000 http://songbytoad.com/?p=6120#comment-23232 1. St Marcelin De Mere Richard which has been left unrefridgerated for several days. A spoon required. 2. Pants and just skip the socks. 3. Unclean hospitals. I dare not elaborate. 4. Large amounts of red meat (to make the stool good and greasy) in combination with dirty 'beer festival' cider (for the power) and absolutely no roughage. 5. Unusually I have to say 'hot mars bars'. I used to work on the Slough Trading Estate downwind of the Mars factory. On a summer's day that sweet sticky artificial smell got you right in the back of the throat ... and it still makes me uneasy thinking about it. 1. St Marcelin De Mere Richard which has been left unrefridgerated for several days. A spoon required.

2. Pants and just skip the socks.
3. Unclean hospitals. I dare not elaborate.
4. Large amounts of red meat (to make the stool good and greasy) in combination with dirty ‘beer festival’ cider (for the power) and absolutely no roughage.
5. Unusually I have to say ‘hot mars bars’. I used to work on the Slough Trading Estate downwind of the Mars factory. On a summer’s day that sweet sticky artificial smell got you right in the back of the throat … and it still makes me uneasy thinking about it.

]]> By: Rampant Chutney Consumerism http://songbytoad.com/2009/06/five-fuckings-off-for-a-fortnight/#comment-23229 Rampant Chutney Consumerism Fri, 12 Jun 2009 23:45:06 +0000 http://songbytoad.com/?p=6120#comment-23229 G G

]]> By: Agnes http://songbytoad.com/2009/06/five-fuckings-off-for-a-fortnight/#comment-23228 Agnes Fri, 12 Jun 2009 23:29:20 +0000 http://songbytoad.com/?p=6120#comment-23228 Note to self: don't ever read the 5 first thing in the morning. Gives new meaning to the term 'morning sickness'. Note to self: don’t ever read the 5 first thing in the morning. Gives new meaning to the term ‘morning sickness’.

]]> By: FiL http://songbytoad.com/2009/06/five-fuckings-off-for-a-fortnight/#comment-23223 FiL Fri, 12 Jun 2009 22:07:41 +0000 http://songbytoad.com/?p=6120#comment-23223 1. I'm with nic. As strong as you can make it, as long as there's nowt larval in it. 2. Socks. You can always go commando. Or wear a kilt and keep your tackle in a sporran. Och, aye. 3. A tie between New York City streets in the summer (rotting garbage) and the decomposing corpse in the downstairs flat (Golders Green, circa Easter 1995). 4. Beer and a kebab with hot sauce. 5. Any sort of hospital food. 4. 1. I’m with nic. As strong as you can make it, as long as there’s nowt larval in it.

2. Socks. You can always go commando. Or wear a kilt and keep your tackle in a sporran. Och, aye.

3. A tie between New York City streets in the summer (rotting garbage) and the decomposing corpse in the downstairs flat (Golders Green, circa Easter 1995).

4. Beer and a kebab with hot sauce.

5. Any sort of hospital food.

4.

]]> By: Ben http://songbytoad.com/2009/06/five-fuckings-off-for-a-fortnight/#comment-23222 Ben Fri, 12 Jun 2009 21:27:21 +0000 http://songbytoad.com/?p=6120#comment-23222 Same continent as you Tart. I can wax lyrical about smelly pooh and vomit right up until bedtime. Same continent as you Tart. I can wax lyrical about smelly pooh and vomit right up until bedtime.

]]> By: Tart http://songbytoad.com/2009/06/five-fuckings-off-for-a-fortnight/#comment-23220 Tart Fri, 12 Jun 2009 21:06:03 +0000 http://songbytoad.com/?p=6120#comment-23220 don't you people go out to the pub anymore??? we used to get a break from all this vomit-inducing nonsense, ya know. no hugs, no kisses, I fear for my health! don’t you people go out to the pub anymore??? we used to get a break from all this vomit-inducing nonsense, ya know.

no hugs, no kisses, I fear for my health!

]]> By: nic http://songbytoad.com/2009/06/five-fuckings-off-for-a-fortnight/#comment-23218 nic Fri, 12 Jun 2009 20:22:59 +0000 http://songbytoad.com/?p=6120#comment-23218 Excellent, thanks for clearing that up. Excellent, thanks for clearing that up.

]]> By: Rampant Chutney Consumerism http://songbytoad.com/2009/06/five-fuckings-off-for-a-fortnight/#comment-23215 Rampant Chutney Consumerism Fri, 12 Jun 2009 19:58:54 +0000 http://songbytoad.com/?p=6120#comment-23215 F F

]]> By: Ben http://songbytoad.com/2009/06/five-fuckings-off-for-a-fortnight/#comment-23214 Ben Fri, 12 Jun 2009 19:24:45 +0000 http://songbytoad.com/?p=6120#comment-23214 Well Dan, that's the last time I order 'decomposing head in a bag' at your restaurant! Well Dan, that’s the last time I order ‘decomposing head in a bag’ at your restaurant!

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