Comments on: Five Fine Funks on Friday

By: muruch

muruch — Mon, 06 Jul 2009 15:58:18 +0000

1. Wilmington, NC, last summer.
2. Ireland, this week.
3. Having my first paid, printed review in a local newspaper.
4. “Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over – an analyst and a therapist? The world’s first analrapist.” – Tobias Fünke (Arrested Development)
5. Going to Ireland, simply because I usually end up stuck in an isolated house with my in-laws for the duration of the visit. I’ve learned not to complain about it to Americans, though, cos they think Ireland is all dramatic seaside cliffs and quaint townfolk. I blame the film industry. :p

By: Rampant Chutney Consumerism

Rampant Chutney Consumerism — Mon, 06 Jul 2009 10:51:33 +0000

is that a joke Adam?

i’ve just googled harridan also….ouch ha ha

By: adam

adam — Sun, 05 Jul 2009 19:32:37 +0000

“it’s nice to know there’s at least four people in the world without filthy minds – Mike, his parents and Tart.”

That’s three, surely?

By: Tart

Tart — Sun, 05 Jul 2009 06:52:03 +0000

I had to google harridan(shocking and undeserved!)

Oh well, Lou. At least he didn’t yell RULES!!! at you like he does me. Give him time, luv… give him time.

As for what he wears, I’ve got it on good authority that it’s these

(you have no idea how many bulging tighty whiteys I had to scroll through to get those!… sigh)

By: Lou

Lou — Sun, 05 Jul 2009 00:20:54 +0000

Sorry Tart, I was starting slow because I’m new to this. Also, my answers to the other questions aren’t nearly as interesting.

I can’t answer the first two as I’m on permanent vacation.

As for being cheered up, it’s nice to know there’s at least four people in the world without filthy minds – Mike, his parents and Tart.

The mental image of Mr Toad in his underpants also makes me smile. I wonder what he wears?

Give me five minutes and I’ll find something to be sulky about.

By: Agnes

Agnes — Sat, 04 Jul 2009 23:39:42 +0000

Oh, Tart.

By: Matthew

Matthew — Sat, 04 Jul 2009 23:02:49 +0000

I keep telling you this, Tart, and you never listen. Actually, I have this bizarre impression of you as some mental, salacious, middle-aged Marxist harridan holed up in an old mansion somewhere – sort of like a sexually depraved Mrs. Havisham. This is entirely contradicted by the picture of your boobs which you showed to the whole internets, but it’s the impression I have nevertheless.

By: Tart

Tart — Sat, 04 Jul 2009 22:01:32 +0000

LOL ok, I am officially an Old Woman!

By: Matthew

Matthew — Sat, 04 Jul 2009 20:57:07 +0000

Mike Hunt.

My Cunt.

Fucking hell Tart, get with the programme.

By: Tart

Tart — Sat, 04 Jul 2009 19:49:41 +0000

Oh, and Lou, you gotta explain the mike hunt thing to me… gawd I must be the densest person on teh internetz! And where’s the rest if your answers? xoxo