Comments on: Five Sly Naps in the Disabled Loo http://songbytoad.com/2009/08/five-sly-naps-in-the-disabled-loo/ Independent music from Edinburgh, Scotland - with added gin and swearing. Thu, 24 May 2012 17:03:32 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.2 By: jc http://songbytoad.com/2009/08/five-sly-naps-in-the-disabled-loo/#comment-28337 jc Tue, 01 Sep 2009 18:57:27 +0000 http://songbytoad.com/?p=7012#comment-28337 I bet Ben Dover names some character in his next film Matthew or Toad...... I bet Ben Dover names some character in his next film Matthew or Toad……

]]> By: Matthew http://songbytoad.com/2009/08/five-sly-naps-in-the-disabled-loo/#comment-28285 Matthew Mon, 31 Aug 2009 13:59:54 +0000 http://songbytoad.com/?p=7012#comment-28285 NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM

]]> By: Matthew http://songbytoad.com/2009/08/five-sly-naps-in-the-disabled-loo/#comment-28284 Matthew Mon, 31 Aug 2009 13:57:17 +0000 http://songbytoad.com/?p=7012#comment-28284 I just thought I'd say that a cheese and onion crisp sandwich is the best hangover food. Ever. I just thought I’d say that a cheese and onion crisp sandwich is the best hangover food. Ever.

]]> By: Mrs Toad http://songbytoad.com/2009/08/five-sly-naps-in-the-disabled-loo/#comment-28223 Mrs Toad Sun, 30 Aug 2009 11:51:35 +0000 http://songbytoad.com/?p=7012#comment-28223 http://forwardbutton.blogspot.com/2007/08/priceless-photos.html Theres all the evidence anyone needs here. http://forwardbutton.blogspot.com/2007/08/priceless-photos.html

Theres all the evidence anyone needs here.

]]> By: Drunk Country http://songbytoad.com/2009/08/five-sly-naps-in-the-disabled-loo/#comment-28161 Drunk Country Sat, 29 Aug 2009 11:47:40 +0000 http://songbytoad.com/?p=7012#comment-28161 That scans well, doesn't it? Now that's hangovers for you... That scans well, doesn’t it? Now that’s hangovers for you…

]]> By: Drunk Country http://songbytoad.com/2009/08/five-sly-naps-in-the-disabled-loo/#comment-28160 Drunk Country Sat, 29 Aug 2009 11:47:05 +0000 http://songbytoad.com/?p=7012#comment-28160 I just remembered a truly gross story I was told by a friend about a an utterly pissed friend of his guy who ended up in hospital after shagging this equally pissed woman up the Gary in a carpark of a nightclub in the Welsh Valleys. But I won't tell because Tart might implode. I just remembered a truly gross story I was told by a friend about a an utterly pissed friend of his guy who ended up in hospital after shagging this equally pissed woman up the Gary in a carpark of a nightclub in the Welsh Valleys. But I won’t tell because Tart might implode.

]]> By: Matthew http://songbytoad.com/2009/08/five-sly-naps-in-the-disabled-loo/#comment-28157 Matthew Sat, 29 Aug 2009 11:15:07 +0000 http://songbytoad.com/?p=7012#comment-28157 I like rhododendrons. I like rhododendrons.

]]> By: Tart http://songbytoad.com/2009/08/five-sly-naps-in-the-disabled-loo/#comment-28132 Tart Sat, 29 Aug 2009 00:16:08 +0000 http://songbytoad.com/?p=7012#comment-28132 For the love of Dog! I've never realized what a common "attribute" this is, nor what a fascination it holds for people. Even in my brief but successful alcoholic career I never came close to such heights, as Matthew reports. Are we perhaps some super race of spirit-guzzlers that perfected, early on, the truly professional path to gargantuan consumption? I'm beginning to think, yes, yes we are. I'm also starting to think this is a male trait. But don't disabuse me of this idea. I really don't want to hear your horror stories of women you've dated or shagged who've been your shitting equals! Thanks, but no thanks, darlings, just please make it stop. xoxo For the love of Dog! I’ve never realized what a common “attribute” this is, nor what a fascination it holds for people. Even in my brief but successful alcoholic career I never came close to such heights, as Matthew reports. Are we perhaps some super race of spirit-guzzlers that perfected, early on, the truly professional path to gargantuan consumption? I’m beginning to think, yes, yes we are. I’m also starting to think this is a male trait. But don’t disabuse me of this idea. I really don’t want to hear your horror stories of women you’ve dated or shagged who’ve been your shitting equals! Thanks, but no thanks, darlings, just please make it stop. xoxo

]]> By: Campfires & Battlefields http://songbytoad.com/2009/08/five-sly-naps-in-the-disabled-loo/#comment-28131 Campfires & Battlefields Fri, 28 Aug 2009 23:58:38 +0000 http://songbytoad.com/?p=7012#comment-28131 I imagine it's not so much the booze as what one eats before drinking it. Have you ever "horsed an entire bottle of gin" after downing a box of fig newtons? I imagine it’s not so much the booze as what one eats before drinking it. Have you ever “horsed an entire bottle of gin” after downing a box of fig newtons?

]]> By: Matthew http://songbytoad.com/2009/08/five-sly-naps-in-the-disabled-loo/#comment-28129 Matthew Fri, 28 Aug 2009 23:54:17 +0000 http://songbytoad.com/?p=7012#comment-28129 Adam, having only one train you can possibly catch does focus the mind very well indeed. All these soiling stories just make me wonder. I drink far, far too much far, far too often and I have never ever come close to soiling myself. How the hell do you ever get that bad? That's fucking Olympic levels of self-harm. I horsed an entire bottle of gin in one night the other night an was no more than 'really quite' drunk. How much do you have to polish off to actually shit yourself? Adam, having only one train you can possibly catch does focus the mind very well indeed.

All these soiling stories just make me wonder. I drink far, far too much far, far too often and I have never ever come close to soiling myself. How the hell do you ever get that bad? That’s fucking Olympic levels of self-harm. I horsed an entire bottle of gin in one night the other night an was no more than ‘really quite’ drunk. How much do you have to polish off to actually shit yourself?

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