Song, by Toad

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Shexxxxy!

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For those of you who aren’t blind it should be rather obvious that we’ve had something of a facelift around here.  Massive thanks are due to Andy from Nonimage for his work on the site, not least for his patience in dealing with my pernickety* nature.  As a designer, I can promise you that having another designer for a client is an unspeakable nightmare, and he really has been very patient.

There may be a few kinks to work out over the next day or so, but if you have any obvious functional issues then drop me an email and we’ll get on them.  Or you could just leave a comment on this post I guess, that might do the trick too.

Thanks Andy.  Sorry for being such a colossal pain in the arse.

Clem Snide – Beautiful

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* Sorry, Americans, there’s no ‘s’ – don’t know where you get that nonsense from.

27 witty ripostes to Shexxxxy!

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    Sexy fucker.

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    sooooooo fuckable! xoxo

    shutting my mouth around that “s” ;)

  3. avatar

    been waiting for this. it’s coloring time!

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    it’s so pretty

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    AnotherDave

    Oooh, shiny! I like the amphibian green.

    (You’ve got Meursault on the “blogroll” thing on the right there twice. Do you just love them that much?)

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    AnotherDave

    Oh, random selection. Sorry.

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    Aaaah!

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    The site always used to be green actually, it’s only this year it’s been so white. And that white design owed more to my lack of coding skill than any aesthetic choice – I just couldn’t bring my old theme over with me when I went to self-hosting.

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    It all looks bloody lovely.

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    Matthew, you are of course an unspeakable nightmare at all times, but you really haven’t been nearly as bad as you think, honestly.

    I’m glad you folks like the new site. If you find anything wrong at all, just post here or email Matthew.

    Thanks

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    Oooh! Now you’ve truly brought the funk. Pernickety, heh heh. I love when you talk the foreign.

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    Coriander

    That’s a good puddock green if ever I saw one!

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    It’s English, C&B, you colonials wouldn’t understand it.

    But as for ‘puddock’… eh?

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    It would be handy to still have that thing where you can click back to the previous post and forward to the next post.

    Unless it’s on here somewhere and I’ve missed it.

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    Coriander

    It’s Scots, Matthew – you wouldn’t understand ;-)

    Puddock (n): frog or toad

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    tidy

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    Haha!

    I’m going to start calling you “puddock face” Matthew!

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    Yes Dylan. Because that would be hilarious.

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    It would be brilliant!

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    Sigh.

    Knock yourself out, old chap.

  21. avatar

    THANK you for not spelling it with an s. It hurts my soul, misspelled words. Even misspelled nonsense words.

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    Where does an ‘s’ go in pernickety? I had no idea there was an ‘s’ in the word.

    … following Google hunt

    Ahh. OK. Yes, makes sense now. Agreed, Toad. The addition of the ‘s’ is almost, but not quite, as infuriatingly annoying as the spelling of tidbit. Now that really does annoy the skin off my tits.

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    The label on my Tilley hat says persnickety with an ‘s’, and I believe them because they make much better hats than you lot.

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    I know the Tilley lot, weirdly, through aspects of proper job & I have to say that kind of affectation is just their middle class pandering to those amongst us who want to feel American when they’re shopping on a Bank Holiday at the out of town shopping centre.

    *tongue poke*

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    You fuckers are anal.

  26. avatar

    It all looks utterly splendid!

  27. avatar

    You’ve changed

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