Five Ruthless Demonstrations of Efficiency

Righty-ho people, another week draws to a close and by Christ have I been productive. The only person suffering this week has once again been the unimaginably tolerant Mrs. Toad, who has been criminally neglected at the expense of early conference calls a Proper Job, gigs attended, Meursault singles recorded, vinyl packaging finalised, and the pulling together of the final details of the Jesus H. Foxx EP for the launch on Saturday. Last night we finished packing and folding and stamping the last of the run at about one in the morning, and it’s looking bloody lovely. The whole thing is a really nice deep turquoise colour, and I am bloody chuffed with it. Saturday is going to be a fine, fine party, I suspect. There may just be hangovers on Sunday, just maybe.
The Honeytrap Toad Session will be up next weekend as well, which is exciting. It’s taken a while, but it was a genuinely mental session, so I reckon it’ll make for fine entertainment. The podcast might be a little garbled though, because there were four of them and everyone was pished, so trying to stop everyone talking at once was something of a challenge.
I’ve even managed to be extremely efficient at proper job during all of this, possibly related to the fact that the only drinking I have done all week was two beers last night to celebrate the completion of the EP. But there has been a lot of tricky diplomacy to negotiate and slightly panicky clients to deal with and for some reason people have been asking me a lot of advice recently, which seems to be somewhat over-estimating my talents, but hey-ho, it’s nice to feel important I suppose.
On a thread during the week Michael asked which Richmond Fontaine album to start with, and I answered him the best I could – I prefer The Fitzgerald, but it might be a little too quiet, inwhich case the rockier Post to Wire or the more Calexico-esque Thirteen Cities might be better choices. Well, to help him make his decisions I have chosen five Richmond Fontaine songs for this week’s five because they are a criminally underrated band and everyone should like them more than they do. Any fan of Smog’s gorgeous A River Ain’t Too Much to Love is highly likely to love The Fitzgerald as well, so bugger off and start listening.
De-lurking is of course the theme of the day on Friday. I know that the likes of myself and the more regular commenters talk too much and can seem a little bit like a closed shop at times, but I really appreciate it when new people take the time to come out of the woodwork and say Hi. There are more readers on this site every day than commenters by at least an order of magnitude, so it would be nice to get an idea of who some of you are. Just fill in your (stolen from GUT) Friday Five and then join in the festival of pish-talking which tends to ensue. Have fun people, hopefully see some of you on Saturday at the Bowery.
P.S.: I seem to have acquired an excellent troll – go back to some of the old podcasts and check out some comedy remarks. Pictish Session, Ruthcast and Funkcast would be good suggested places to start…
1. How long did you read Song, by Toad before making your first comment?
2. Your Friday lunch.
3. Proportion of pointless admin to time wasting to actual work in your real job, as a percentage (eg: 40:27:33).
4. Suggest a funny website for people to waste their time on this afternoon.
5. What’s the earliest you’ve ever sneaked out of work without permission?
Richmond Fontaine – Harold’s Club (from Obliteration by Time)
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Richmond Fontaine – Polaroid (from Post to Wire)
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Richmond Fontaine – Warehouse Life (from The Fitzgerald)
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Richmond Fontaine – Incident at Conklin Creek (from The Fitzgerald)
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Richmond Fontaine – Moving Back Home #2 (from Thirteen Cities)
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Richmond Fontaine – $87 and a Guilty Conscience That Gets Worse the Longer I Go (from Thirteen Cities)
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Pete Harvey is an interesting fellow. I first really met him properly when he played cello on the Animal Magic Tricks songs which were recorded at Toad Hall earlier this year.

This was a low key and extremely welcome return for my favourite Edinburgh venue, after a hiatus enforced by the Festival cider whores. There’s just something nice about the Bowery, probably because it’s such an unlikely space. It doesn’t actually feel like a bar or a venue in the way that you might have such places in your head, it’s a little more accidental than that.





