Comments on: Just Fuck Off

By: Dylan

Dylan — Fri, 09 Jul 2010 20:43:37 +0000

1. Never less than a week

2. By jumping off the side and furiously flapping their arms

3. Tony Blackburn maybe?

4. Haha! No.

5. No more strange than having cheese for dessert when you think about it, is it?

By: Cogstar

Cogstar — Fri, 09 Jul 2010 19:13:05 +0000

Looks like it’s Friday can’t be arsed.

1) 22 hours
2) 3 days before the landlord arrived over 700 milk bottles
3) John Pertwee
4) Lazing on a sunny afternoon
5) Some cocky git at Cambridge who managed to slide down the punting stick in front of an audience of at least 50. He was very arsed.

time to go out

By: Dylan

Dylan — Fri, 09 Jul 2010 18:30:17 +0000

Lame excuse, Matthew, not buying it. We still managed to get a five out the day of the Pictish Trail session and there was only one of Johnny.

You’ve got three Tapeheads there to think up a question each.

By: i are scientist

i are scientist — Fri, 09 Jul 2010 17:04:21 +0000

Lack of fives more than made up for by wanking trampoline man, frankly.
Just trying to decide which of the three quotes at the bottom of the story is the best – they are all clearly touched with genius.

However, if the guy’s in his own back garden (he was wasn’t he, or did I miss something here?), isn’t it up to him what he does on his own trampoline?

The mail / express / their ilk fill me with so much depair I can’t even bring myself to tell them to fuck off. Not that I’d imagine they’d be interested in the thoughts of a vegetarian public sector worker in any case.

By: Matthew

Matthew — Fri, 09 Jul 2010 14:50:34 +0000

They all are Dylan, they all are.

Sorry for the fives – mid-session at the moment with the Tapeheads.

By: Dylan

Dylan — Fri, 09 Jul 2010 14:29:00 +0000

Thanks for updating me on the story, Alex Higgins.

Does the paper provide any evidence to suggest whether or not the gay Iranian man in question is actually a Kylie fan?

By: jc

jc — Fri, 09 Jul 2010 11:32:20 +0000

Almost makes me pine for the days when they had a government they hated and attacked on a regular basis…

A vile headline from a vile publication

By: Cogstar

Cogstar — Fri, 09 Jul 2010 11:16:51 +0000

The world has indeed gone totally bonkers………..I’m beginning to wonder if maybe the pear cider I had last night was a bit strong

and for good measure fuck off from me too

By: Madcow

Madcow — Fri, 09 Jul 2010 07:12:50 +0000

The BBC is where it’s at…

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/tayside_and_central/10556179.stm

Imagine having a wank on a trampoline.

By: zenm

zenm — Fri, 09 Jul 2010 01:27:47 +0000

There’s a nice Fry & Laurie sketch (A Bit Mad) in which Hugh Laurie fails to convince Stephen Fry (as the psychiatrist) that he’s mad because he puts slices of bread in his shoes, but just as he’s about to leave it transpires that he’s a regular contributor to the letters page of the Mail, whereupon Fry immediately asks him what size he is so a straitjacket can be arranged. Sadly, we have unanimously cryto-xenophobic political parties over here in the Antipodes, both at their worst now with an election coming up.