Fuck Me This Makes Me Fucking Retch

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Fuck me, how the fuck did it ever come to this. This sort of shit should basically shame every single last fucking one of us. I’ve been an immigrant most of my life – mostly legal – but that sort of fine print is basically lost in the pandering of this kind of disgusting witch-hunt.

Anyone who has come to this country feels this kind of rhetoric as being aimed at them, no matter what you say about the distinctions being made between immigrant, asylum seeker and illegal immigrant. Irrespective of the fact that stirring up a posse against illegal immigrants is fucking immoral anyway, between the Vikings, the Normans and the Saxons this country is already a fucking mixture of every type of cunt anyway. There’s no such thing as a pure Brit – in fact the very definition of British person is pretty much a fucking mongrel as it is.

So after all the old school shit and the successive waves of more recent immigration – and don’t you fucking dare complain about Jamaicans, Pakistanis or Indians because one of the biggest reasons they are here is because we invaded their fucking countries in the first place – we really have no fucking idea how to racially define a fucking British person anymore anyway.

And even if we did, the massive net contribution of immigrants of all types to the economy means that actually what we could do with at this point is more fucking immigrants, not fewer. Do you really think that people with the initiative to leave their home countries and come over here to start from fucking scratch are doing so to play the fucking benefits system? You fucking idiot, I have made that trip a dozen times, as a middle class white person who is generally welcome, and believe me it takes some fucking courage. Is someone with that kind of initiative and guts really going to come here and just sit around fiddling forms? Pull the fucking other one.

It just fucking depresses me. You know the people who will fucking make your neighbourhood the way you fucking want it to be? NICE people. NORMAL FUCKING PEOPLE. You know a nice, reliable way of finding really nice, normal, hard-working people? I’ll give you a clue, it has absolutely not one single fucking thing to do with where they come from or how they got here. No more than it has anything to do with the colour of their skin, whom they choose to fuck, or whether or not they happen to sport a fucking vagina.

But no, we’re talking about illegal immigrants here, aren’t we? Illegal ones. The government is soft on illegal immigration, which is why they totally allow it, even encourage it. Apart from, y’know, making it fucking illegal.

This demonisation of immigrants is fucking pig-fucking-ignorant. It’s vicious, it’s petty, it’s cruel, it’s cowardly and fucking window-dressing. It’s fucking idiotic. Yes, we need to be careful about illegal immigrants, but they are already fucking illegal and they are not the cause of your fucking problems, any more than council tenants with ten children are, or sick people on benefits.

And obviously no country can have an indiscriminate open door policy, but please bear in mind that yes, some illegal immigrants are here with criminal intent, although they really aren’t that numerous, and a lot are here because their lives back home are fucking shit. It’s just pathetic to demonise people whose lives are patently worse than yours, so indulging in this kind of scapegoating is occasionally at least accurate, often wrong, and frequently just one of the most viciously disgusting forms of bullying I can possibly fucking imagine.

So yes, I guess you know how I feel about immigration by now. But there’s more to it than just that. This whole campaign is just fucking pathetic, honestly. The only thing it does is make legal immigrants feel horribly unwelcome, and potentially terrify the fuck out of the well-meaning people who might be here illegally. As for the criminal element here illegally to exploit the system, that the fuck do you fucking think they are going to do, be overcome with guilt, turn themselves in and return to their home countries having been taught a valuable lesson? You fucking bozo.

The only thing this shit is here to do is to pacify the sort of poisonous Daily Mail cunts who think the country is on the verge of being overrun by brown people. Or Slavic ones. Or both, I don’t really know what the fuck those fucking idiots are scared of. ┬áIt is a campaign designed to shore up the fucking Tories against the encroachment into their natural territory by UKIP and the fucking BNP.

Something to pacify idiots and reassure them that yes, we are indeed still the party of petty, small-minded fear, racism, victimising the sick and the weak, and bullying the just plain unfortunate. So you might well be reading this and thinking that I have no idea what I am talking about with regards to immigration, and I may think you’re a fucking idiot, but even the people on your own side seem to think you’re a fucking idiot.

Because no-one, anywhere, with any shred of a brain could think this kind of cheap, tawdry stunt will achieve anything other than inciting mistrust and hatred, and salving the vague sense of directionless rage felt by people who are just angry at life and want someone else to fucking blame. It’s fucking pathetic and it makes me fucking sick.

I don’t think I’ve ever got to the ‘we should just fucking leave, because honestly, I want no fucking part in this whatsoever’ stage before, but this is fucking close.

 

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