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Toadcast #213 – The Footiecast

Don’t worry, this podcast really isn’t about football.  I might have been tempted, but in all honesty, but I can’t really think of all that many good songs about football and if I am being truthful with myself I can’t imagine you lot really enjoying a podcast about football all that much.

More to the point, I am back playing football myself now, after something like two years out with back problems.  Two years really is a long time to miss out on something you love doing, and even more so when you’re past your mid-thirties and every year you miss is one of the last you’ll get the chance to play at all.

So, in amongst the new songs and all the usual things you would expect from a Toadcast (i.e. mostly swearing) there are a couple of songs which represent my reaction to getting back to playing football again, and my reaction to some of the more newsworthy moments of the footballing week as well.

Direct download: Toadcast #213 – The Footiecast

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01. Morris Major – Seymour Grove (00.17)
02. Chris Devotion and the Expectations – A Modest Refusal (07.27)
03. Billy Bragg – A Lover Sings (20.13)
04. Bob Dylan – Oxford Town (24.07)
05. PAWS – Bainz (30.17)
06. Coast Jumper – Lawless (37.49)
07. That Ghost – Morning Now (42.09)
08. Now Wakes the Sea – Propranolol (50.31)
09. Smackvan – 4am (54.19)
10. Mark Lanegan Band – Bleeding Muddy Water (64.01)

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Prepare to Get Voting

 It’s tough to do this kind of thing off the top of your head, so I thought I should probably warn you about the Song, by Toad readers’ Best Of votes this year, so you can have a wee think before the spotlight falls upon you and you have to make a choice.

This Friday: Top 5 Songs On the Friday Fives this week, instead of the usual nonsense, I will be asking you to list your five favourite songs of the year.  Then I will add them up, and on Sunday afternoon I will announce the winners.  Simple.

Next Friday: Top 5 Albums Next Friday we’ll be doing much the same thing, but with our five favourite albums this time.  I think the concept of an album can be treated pretty loosely, so if something’s a mini-album or a longish EP then I reckon it can pretty much count.  No point being a fussy fucker about this kind of thing.

I will be counting the votes of course, but I won’t actually be voting myself.  That’s because I will as usual be publishing my own top twenty albums of the year, as well as my favourite fifty songs, but that will all be coming a bit later and I don’t want to ruin the (unbearable) suspense.

And finally, as a salute to the absolute fucking genius who decided to describe the storms hitting Scotland today as ‘Hurricane Bawbag’, I thought I’d include some Bob Dylan.  Being English I can’t even pronounce bawbag properly, but that’s still the funniest thing I’ve seen in ages.

Bob Dylan – Shelter From the Storm

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Friday is Coked off its Tits

No, not really.  My standard excuse for not doing drugs, and I think it’s a good one, is that I struggle enough to contain the one in which I do partake, which is alcohol.  Adding another self-destructive pharmaceutical to the list would just be plain fucking silly. And so I have never partaken of anything more horrifying than marijuana. I think this would make me a shit parent.

“Don’t do drugs”
“Why, Dad?”
“Umm, I dunno, but mostly because they’re a pointless waste of everyone’s time.”
“Oh right, so they’re not evil or anything?”
“Well no, but they’re kind of like sugar and salt – mostly fun but best avoided in general.”

It’s not exactly a chilling message of horror, is it.  Don’t do drugs because, more than anything, if you get caught doing them bad things might happen.  Otherwise, who fucking cares? But some of them are quite ropey.  Dammit, I want to write a brochure for teh Gubmint.

Anyhow, it’s Friday, so time to snort coke off a teenage Hungarian hooker’s backside and get so drunk you fall asleep in a gutter in a town you’ve never been to before.  Like Livingstone.  And please don’t go to Livingstone, because no disrespect, but it really is fucking shit.

Umm… so yes, the Friday Fives. Sorry ’bout that!

1. If you were to buy a teenager off eBay for sexual tasks, where would you buy them from?
2. If you were to be king or queen of some kingdom or other, which would it be?
3. Christen your dragon protector.
4. If someone had to set Nick Hornby on fire for being one of the worst authors in living memory, to which part would you put the taper first?
5. If you owned a record shop, which album that no-one would ever buy would take pride of place in your window display?

This week’s five songs were taken from the High Fidelity soundtrack.

The Jam – Town Called Malice

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Smog – Cold Blooded Old Times

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The Beta Band – Dry the Rain

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Elvis Costello & the Attractions – Shipbuilding

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Bob Dylan – Most of the Time

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Friday is Waiting for the Haar to Lift

Dammit, Edinburgh can be frustrating.  Because we’re coastal, warm weather tends to draw a chilling mist off the sea called the haar, which can fuck up the most promising of warm days.  Yesterday, just as things were getting nice, the fucking haar came down, and it’s still bloody well here.

Anyhow, just a little reminder that next weekend (Saturday 30th April) we will be doing the lifeboats collection here in Stockbridge, and would hugely appreciate any volunteers who fancied helping us shake a tin for an hour or two.  We make it worth your while, in that there will be booze and food, and once we’re finished we’ll settle down to a nice big roast dinner and get shitfaced, and it’s generally a really fun day.

The RNLI is staffed by volunteers, and is actually a charitable organisation, rather than being funded by the government, which is mind-bogglingly nuts.  We inherited the Stockbridge collection from our mental-but-lovely next door neighbour when he moved, and it’s nice to make a little bit of a contribution over and above just handing over some spare change once in a while, so if anyone can make it down to our house next Saturday and help out it would be hugely appreciated – just let us know if you’re coming.

And in the meantime, we should really be celebrating the most important chapter in the Bible – the one about the chocolate bunny rabbits which lay eggs and suchlike.  Ah well, I guess it’s about as plausible as the rest of it.

1. Favourite Easter treat (this applies irrespective of religion – an atheist can still enjoy chocolate bunnies and a couple of days off).
2. Chocolate preference.
3. Who really killed Jesus?
4. Closest you’ve been to a boat-related mishap.
5. Things that will never be said in a church (mosque, synagogue, whatever) sermon but ought to.

The Magnetic Fields – Let’s Pretend We’re Bunny Rabbits

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Broken Records – And They All Fell Into the Sea (Toad Session)

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Blur – Bank Holiday

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Bob Dylan – Green Eggs and Ham

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The Veils – Jesus for the Jugular

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Friday Forgot Something Important

The thing I hate the most about Satnavs is that although they do find wherever it is you’re going, but you tend to have absolutely no idea how you got there.  So you are no less lost, in a sense, you just happen to be in the right place.

Well, I am getting a bit like that with my calendar.  I write so much in my calendar that I tend to assume I put everything in it, which I don’t.  The only problem with this is that I make no effort to memorise appointments or events anymore, assuming them to be in my calendar.

Previously, I used to just remember stuff.  That wasn’t entirely failsafe, but I was generally pretty good at keeping things in my head.  Now, once I write things down (or even when I don’t, but assume I have) they just vanish from my head altogether, leaving me entirely at the mercy of the computer.

And frankly, it’s unsettling.  When I do forget something now I feel a bit like you do in those dreams where you’re entirely naked in a public place, or when you’re suddenly on stage, expected to give a grand performance on a musical instrument you never learned to play.  Other people get those dreams, right?  It’s not just me.

Umm, so it’s time for our traditional Friday de-lurking amnesty, time for you shirkers to step out of the shadows, and talk utter pish on the internet.  Friday, after all, is not really for doing work, is it.

1. Are you early, late or completely punctual for appointments?
2. What is your most embarrassing memory failure?
3. What piece of technology would be like a helpless child without (‘your phone’ will be accepted, but please bear in mind it’s a pretty poor answer – not that this is supposed to be all that challenging of course, but a better answer will win you so much more respect, and let’s face it, that’s what it’s all about, eh)?
4. Which dream is the most disconcerting – the falling one, the public nudity one, the crumbling teeth one, or the on stage with no idea what to do one?  Or even a different one, if you like.
5. What was the last question again?

The Mountain Goats – You, or Your Memory

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Bob Dylan – I Forgot More Than You Will Ever Know

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The Last Battle – Photographic Memory

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Micah P. Hinson – I Still Remember

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The Men They Couldn’t Hang – A Night to Remember

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Toad on Fresh Air – 10th February 2011

Yes indeed, I am back on Fresh Air tonight, once again sans Ruth, but she will be back next week apparently, which is good news.

For today, however, you are stuck with me sitting in a room by myself blethering away about nothing at all, which is pretty much par for the course, but I promise that as of next week that blethering will be interspersed with liberal helpings of Ruth telling me that my music taste is fucking shit.  We’re a cute little double act like that.

Live on air from 8pm UK time – listen live here.

As per usual I will be updating the playlist live below as we go along, so feel free to chip in in the comments and let me know how incredible (no really, incredible, no matter what you think) the playlist and chat just happen to be this week.  Anyone mentions the word shit and they’re getting punched.  Through the internet.  Punched through the internet.  Oh dear.

01. Li’l Daggers – King Corpze
02. Lift to Experience – To Guard and to Guide
03. Josh T. Pearson – Sorry for the Song
04. Bob Dylan – Girl From the North Country (Witmark Demos)
05. Edinburgh School for the Deaf – 11 Kinds of Loneliness
06. Ringo Deathstarr – Imagine Hearts
07. Earth Girl Helen Brown – I Wanna Do It
08. Rob St. John – Phantom Limb
09. Warm Ghost – Claws Overhead
10.  The Great Valley – Tall Smoke
11.  Eels on Heels – G
12. Range Rover – Mind
13. Taxrat – Burn Down Slow
14. Tom Waits – All the World is Green

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Toadcast #148 – The Slobcast

It’s not going to surprise anyone at all that I am being an absolute slob today, is it?  Mrs. Toad got back from Australia around lunchtime, and after a few hours of pottering about she crashed out with jetlag, so I snuck off to record the podcast.  I am sure that soon enough she will wake and start demanding attention and general servitude soon enough, so I better get this over with quickly.

After that I am going straight back to bed to watch stupid films while my sweetheart dozes by my side, awaking occasionally to tell me off for not being comfortable enough, or to send me to fetch her things, or to just swear at me for taking all the covers or some other such sweet nothings of the kind she is wont to come out with from time to time.

Direct download: Toadcast #148 – The Slobcast

01. Elvis Perkins in Dearland – Shampoo (00.21)
02. Elvis Costello – Couldn’t Call it Unexpected No.4 (06.24)
03. Billie Holiday – Good Morning Heartache (13.17)
04. Smog – In the Pines (16.22)
05. My Tiny Robots – Ballad of the Mapmaker’s Daughter (23.17)
06. Randolph’s Leap – Going Home (32.19)
07. The Japanese War Effort – Face Like a Lemon (Ivor Cutler cover, live on Fresh Air Radio) (36.50)
08. Grass House – Lazy Bones (43.01)
09. Bob Dylan – I’ll Keep it With Mine (49.23)
10. Bettye Swann – Don’t Look Back (54.47)

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Oxfam Music Pottering

So, back from holiday, hundreds of emails to catch up on in the old inbox, new releases by Yusuf Azak and The Savings and Loan to prepare, and what do I spend my morning doing?  Yes of course, fannying about in the Oxfam Music Shop across the road.  The fucker is cunningly positioned right inbetween the Post Office and nearest bank machine, and our front door.  Bastards.

Anyhow, Jamie, the manager of the shop, was rather oddly introduced to me via email by Vic from Muruch, which is a music blog based in the States.  Did I mention that the shop is literally over the road from our house?

I promised Jamie a little while ago that I would donate five of every Song, by Toad Records release to the shop, for him to sell on behalf of Oxfam.  I said it, but over the course of this year, I haven’t actually done it, which is not unlike an awful lot of promises I find myself making at the moment.  Today I finally decided to stop prevaricating, and nipped home quickly to bring in five copies of every release this year, so if you want to buy a Song, by Toad Records release and would rather support a starving child than an evil entertainment company, then that’s the place to go.

And of course, being a second hand music shop, I couldn’t just leave it there, could I.  Oh no.  I rifled through no more than the new stock and the valuable items and inevitably ended up coming away with a small handful of new records.  Had it not been for the fact I had to get back to work I could have happily stayed in there for the rest of the day picking through music I never usually listen to, like the old jazz and country and classical stuff, giving it a spin on the record player and seeing what I liked the sound of.

I’ve long been a typically greedy internet music collector, in the sense that I find I have a compulsion to have a copy of pretty much everything I like, meaning that my music collection now extends to close to a Terabyte’s worth of files.

The old ‘too much music’ adage never really scored much traction in my mind, because I always took it as an assault on choice.  People tend to riff lazily on that particular argument when they are bemoaning the fact that any tiny little shitey band can now record and release an album, and they have no capacity to process all that information.  In short, they seem to be upset that the major media corporations are no longer able to tell them what to do, and oddly affronted that the finding of good music has now become an active rather than a passive way to spend one’s time.  Fuck these people, is what I say.

Where the ‘too much music’ argument does strike a chord, however, is when it is targeted at something slightly different: not at the issue of choice, but the one of sheer quantity.  As a friend of mine quite rightly points out, it is simply impossible to process the amount of information with which you can so easily swamp yourself these days, if you download all the music you ‘want’ to listen to.  It is just downright impossible to properly absorb that much data in any meaningful way, and this is why I like vinyl, and why I shop for vinyl the way I do: small labels and second hand shops.

What I like about this approach is that it puts a particular slant on a collection.  It ceases to become ‘everything I’ve ever enjoyed’, which is kind of what my digital collection is, and becomes something a bit different.  There are weird Frank Sinatra 7″s, some old ragtime things I would never usually listen to and bought just because they sound nice on a scratchy record player, a Ghostbusters 12″ glow-in-the-dark picture disc (oh yes!), and a few obscure releases by bands I have taken a chance on but who have subsequently gone nowhere and split up.  Throw in a couple of classics by the likes of Dylan, Tom Waits, The Band and Leonard Cohen and a couple of cheesy 80s pop classics bought exclusively for drunken late night playing, and you end up with a collection which is full of surprises, even for me.

Most interestingly though, it is a collection which has been shaped by more than just my own taste, but also by internet impulse purchases, drunken eBay overspending, and the chance of what happens to be available for a couple of quid in Avalanche or Oxfam.  The very fact that you can’t always get what you want (yes, that’s in there too – boom-tish!) makes the collecting itself a fun thing to do.  With digital music the actual act of tending your collection ceases to be enjoyable, because it is simply mechanical and the outcome is pretty certain.  With a physical collection the process of collecting pushes back much more, which makes poking around in record shops for something someone else has tired of for whatever reason a hugely enjoyable thing to do.

Ghostbusters Theme

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Bob Dylan – Romance in Durango

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Friday Doesn’t Know What Day Of The Week It Is

Fridge BunnyBloody hell.

This time last week I was typing out a Friday Five and planning a couple of quite weekends before Away Game at the end of the month. I was thinking about maybe shopping for camping supplies.

In an odd turn of events, however, as you read this I’m standing in a field in Dorset at End Of The Road with M’So, the ‘Glowl and whichever other reprobates have shown up.

(As I actually type this it’s the day before yesterday at around 4pm. Weird, huh?!)

Anyway, it’s five time for you lot. Remember to delurk, and don’t worry if you don’t see your message pop up straight away, someone will get around to approving it soon enough.

1. Nicest surprise you’ve ever had.

2. Most fun you’ve had setting up a surprise for someone else.

3. What’s your dream road trip?

4. Have you ever had an unexpected turn of events that turned out okay in the end.

5. Pledge to do something you hadn’t planned this weekend. Tell us what it is now, then come back next week and tell us how it went.

Prefab Sprout – Life Of Surprises

Bob Dylan – Things Have Changed

Grizzly Bear – Plans

New Order – Shellshock

Carter The Unstoppable Sex Machine – Panic

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Toadcast #134 – The Festicast

So, the Festival descendeth upon Edinburgh once more, and once more we are beset by London-based Home County Yahs braying their zany way through the city until finally someone snaps and sets fire to their stupid fucking stilts once and for all.

Actually, as I confess pretty sharpish, I am the classic Edinburgh Festival hypocrite, if I’m being honest with myself.  I love it as much as I loathe it and I enjoy moaning about it almost as much as I enjoy the Festival itself.

As a native you really do have to have the right attitude though.  If you come from outside just for the Festival then there’s little chance of you failing to take advantage of it, but if you live here the only way is to do it by extremes: either totally ignore it and stay as far away as you can, or just stop moaning, get stuck in, get pished and go to lots of shows.  I tend to prefer the latter option, but I’ll confess I don’t always do a good job of actually taking my own advice.

Direct download: Toadcast #134 – The Festicast

01. Thee Single Spy – OK Corral (02.53)
02. Lach – A Quiet Distance (11.50)
03. Bob Dylan – Man of Constant Sorrow (Live) (14.59)
04. Run On Sentence – Wide Open Sky (22.20)
05. Skeleton Bob – Findlove is a Housing Scheme (33.11)
06. Wounded Knee – Coffee Ballad (34.43)
07. The Delta Mirror – He Was Worse Than the Needle He Gave You (39.31)
08. Balkans – Georganne (45.50)
09. Modest Mouse – This Devil’s Workday (50.33)
10. Eels – I Put a Spell on You (58.36)

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