Sometimes I take the wrong message from advertising.
You know those adverts where they hysterically proclaim that there are many more bacteria on your chopping board than there are on your toilet seat? Well I assume the message they are intending to put across is something like this:
“Aaaagh, ohmyfuckinggod, what have I done, I’ve poisoned my child, I’m a SUCH A BAD MOTHER I MUST BUY MORE OF YOUR CHEMICAL SHITE!”
I, on the other hand, take the message to be this, pretty much:
“Ah well, no need to worry about the toilet seat then.”
But then I don’t think I’m entirely in their target audience, although I could be wrong.
Anyhow, for all there isn’t really all that much going on this week, it does rather annoyingly all seem to be taking place on the same two days at the end of the week. And once again, I happen to have accidentally ended up putting on a gig at Henry’s at the same time as Pendulum Man puts on a Song, by Toad Records band at the Banshee Labyrinth. Balls.
Friday 6th April: Edinburgh School For the Deaf, Chris Devotion and the Expectations & Blank Canvas play Limbo at the Voodoo Rooms.
I haven’t seen Edinburgh School For the Deaf since noise-merchant Kieran Naughton moved down South and the band had to rejig their lineup slightly, so this looks really good. The whole lineup is strong actually, because CD/EX were fantastic at the Ides of Toad earlier in the year, with an awesome set of boisterous rock ‘n’ roll. And Blank Canvas I have yet to see at all, despite their generating a good bit of buzz around these parts recently.
Friday 6th April: Indie Funday Friday with Cancel the Astronauts, The Cosmonauts, Fishing for Seagulls & Astronaut Head and at Henry’s Cellar Bar.
All the proceeds from this night of pure bouncy indie-pop fun go to Capability Scotland, so as well as fun, you can also reassure yourself that you are making a positive contribution to the world, rather than just going out and getting pished like you normally might on a Friday night.
Saturday 7th April: North American War, Plastic Animals & Palms at Henry’s Cellar Bar.
I’ve been trying to get these two bands through to Edinburgh for a while, and it is finally happening this weekend. Palms still only have a single song on their Soundcloud page, so I honestly don’t know all that much about them, but North American War’s five song Me and My G.I. Joes EP is really good, and Plastic Animals have been recording recently, so they should be ready to release EP4 into the world relatively soon. All in all this should be an excellent evening of guitar music which is pretty constantly on the verge of falling to pieces.
Saturday 7th April: The Japanese War Effort, Ten & Convex Mancave at the Banshee Labyrinth.
For those of you not so very much interested in guitars, across the city on Saturday there will be something altogether more layered and experimental, with Song, by Toad’s favourite buckie-fuelled smart-arse The Japanese War Effort on a bill with Ten and Convex Mancave. Tickets can be bought here, and come with a free download of a couple of tracks from the bands on the bill.