Song, by Toad

Well only one: this wonderful website *cough cough*. Well, while Mrs. Toad and I are either sloshing about in the mud or, and I am hoping this is the case, lazing about in the sunshine at the End of the Road Festival you will presumably all be at work, shuffling paper in some lame pretence of productivity.

Sigh exhasperatedly at your computer, never walk somewhere when you can march purposefully, suddenly search briskly through that pile of shite on your desk, rub your chin thoughtfully, anything but let them know that you don’t give a flying fuck about their shitty job and that really you are just there for the money and want to be left alone as much as possible to prat about pointlessly on the internet.

Or maybe you’re one of those fulfilled people who does an interesting job surrounded by people he likes and respects and…  nah, not if you’re reading this I wouldn’t think.

Anyway, fuck the day job, here’s our Five for Friday, as shamelessly stolen from the GUT boards.  Please use this as an opportunity to de-lurk and jump in.  You don’t need to explain or justify your choices, just go for it and get stuck in:

1. Worst mobile phone etiquette.
2. Link to favourite lolcat (if you don’t know, I suggest emplying the GiYF* technique).
3. Your biggest phobia.
4. Something really shit on telly that you like to watch anyway.
5. Alcoholic jelly recipe.

Adam & the Ants – Prince Charming
Richard Hawley – Coming Home
Stephin Merritt – The Meaning of Lice
The Folk Implosion – Free to Go
Ben Folds Five – Don’t Change Your Plans

*Google is Your Friend.