The Toad! Talking Pish! On the Internet! Imagine!

I know, it’s a shocking thought, isn’t it – the idea of me spouting tedious garbage on the World Wide Superhighways in the faint expectation that anyone might take the time to listen. Anyhow, recently I have been involved in two such enterprises, both eminently listenable, but for entirely different reasons.
Firstly, I made my debut appearance on Hype Machine Radio this month, talking about Julian Plenti. Given that Hype Radio is supposed to be at least loosely related to their charts I think the chances of my making regular appearances on this thing are pretty slim, although I’d love the chance to go on and slag off The XX, who are fucking dismal, but I’m not sure that faux-hipster sneering is quite what they intend to be about so that chance probably won’t come my way.
Anyhow, the episode I am on is September 2009, which is currently at the top of this page, here. My friend Dev who runs Hype Radio and comments here from time to time was drinking whisky the other night and was not impressed with his tipple. He emailed me this plea for help:
I am currently sipping a single malt from Islay, the maker is Bowmore (clearly a mass producer posing as a small producer) and it kinda sucks. Wine is really my thing these days (or, you know, beer, or margarita, or gin & tonic, of course, depending on the occasion) but I have been every so slowly endeavo(u)ring to develop my Scotch palette over the years… and this stuff sucks. You have any favorites?
My personal favourite is Laphroaig, but I am so new to whisky that I’m in no position to offer advice or suggestions at all, so I thought I might throw this one open to the readers. And Dev is a nice guy, so don’t offering the poor man cleaning products just for fun. Suggestions in the comments, please.
And secondly, do you all listen to the Contrast Podcast? Well if you don’t, you should. Every week for the last 180-plus weeks Tim has put together a podcast assembled from songs and intros emailed in from music people around the world, all centred on an ever-changing theme.
I chipped in two weeks ago on the topic of darts, not because I know any songs about darts, but because I know one which mentions them somewhat tangentially and also contains the stupendous line ‘Is your child hyperactive, or is he perhaps a twat?’ which is, in its supremely brilliant delivery as much as its rather brutally hilarious content, one of the funniest things I have ever heard in a song anywhere, ever.
Half Man Half Biscuit – Surging Out of Convalescence
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Nick Cave & the Bad Seeds – Rye Whisky (I know, I know, he doesn’t want a rye, but I like this song so fuck off.)
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