They Don’t Give a Fuck About Artists
This is a massively obvious thing to say, and I am sure we all instinctively know this to be true, but big record labels do not give a fuck about artists – they will in fact exploit them longer and more mercilessly than any illegal downloader of music could even dream of managing. Not that this means illegal downloading is good of course, just sayin’.
Anyhow, intellectual property in all its forms continues to become the major gold rush/land grab/intellectually colonialist rape and pillage/whatever else you want to call it of the Twenty First Century. In my old job I worked with all sorts of companies who measured success not in the design and launch of successful products but in the number of patents – spurious or otherwise, they didn’t care – that they managed to generate.
Companies in the US find it almost impossible to attract venture capital, or indeed any kind of funding, without the token demonstration of some form of intellectual property. Again, the value or otherwise of the product they wish to develop is neither here nor there, nor even the actual nature or merit of the patents, it just matters that they are there.
As we have also been seeing recently, the two companies most desperate to own us body, soul and address book, Apple and Google, have recently been wielding patents as a weapon, essentially using vague and meaningless patents which should never have been granted (they must be novel and non-obvious, rendering most of the vague, all-encompassing nonsense these fuckers patent invalid, or at least you’d have bloody well thought it should) as a means to retard their competitors’ business development. This is not about creativity and not about protecting innovation, this is anti-innovation.
Companies can even use IP as leverage to gain credit from banks and other lenders, on the assumption that their IP portfolios can always be used to generate cash. Sometimes this is just cynical, but I do still get the impression that some of it is plain stupid. I have worked with enough people who genuinely believe that patents are the same as ideas, and that accumulating all this IP is the same as actually accomplishing something in the real world. Having spent years working as a design consultant actually paid to generate ideas, products and business for companies I can guarantee you that this is not the case.
Anyhow, now that I’ve ranted my little rant by way of background, I am sure you can imagine the snort of contempt which escapes me every time I read about major labels mewling at the government to extend the copyright on recorded music from fifty to ninety years. “We’re trying to provide a pension for poor struggling artists” they bleat, offering the proverbial adorable wickle baby as proof that they are on the side of all that is cute and fluffy.
Anyhow, this is bollocks. Copyright on recorded material is worth almost nothing to a record label pretty much the second an artist ceases to be active. If bands play, their music sells, if they don’t, it doesn’t, it’s as simple as that for 99% of artists. Most bands would be far better off with their old albums in their own hands, as the economics of pushing their old records themselves makes far more sense than it does for EMI to shuffle around the sync buyers of this world with the back catalogue of some defunct 80s indie band, shaking the tin for a sheckle.
Now, instinctively this is all pretty obvious to me, and I suppose to you as well. If you think about it, selling records exacts a fixed sum, of which the label has to pay the artist a percentage (assuming that they had digital sales and Spotify streams written into their old contracts, which is unlikely), so the more an artist gets the less the label gets, so it is in their interest to screw artists as vigorously as they possibly can. So when they go crying the poor mouth and lying about supporting ageing musicians in their dotage as the reason to extend copyright to the ludicrous ninety years, they are pulling the wool over your eyes. They are simply looking to increase the capital represented by their portfolio of IP, as that is the currency of choice for most Western companies these days.
As I said, we probably all feel all this stuff instinctively when these vipers get on telly and complain about how poor they are, but it is nice to see an economist – like, a proper economist, rather than a burbling internet hippy like myself – basically confirm all this shit. I know the article is a little old, as is the issue itself, but having spent so long in an industry where the massive overreach of intellectual property is constantly hindering innovation, and having jumped ship to another industry where people use intellectual property to prevent artistic interaction and development, and to ring-fence more or less any cultural artefact the fuckers can get their hands on, it is still something I care about a great deal.
The proper protection of intellectual property is crucial, I am not disputing that, but the way it is currently being abused is a serious threat to culture and to innovation.


