Well I thought gay Star Wars was the campest song in the history of popular music, but as usual you lot disagree.  JC from The Vinyl Villain threw his toys oot the pram and declared it ‘shit’ which, whilst hardly a disputable statement, was largely the point of the original post.  I wasn’t suggesting dinner party music, JC!

Anyhow, bunch of smart-arses that my readers are, you all reckon you can do better so I present The Campest Song in the Universe Ever, Part 2: the Campfires & Battlefields edition, featuring The Nomi Song, by Klaus Nomi.  What do you reckon – even camper?  Screamingly, squealingly camp?  Or is Star Wars still out in front?  I think I am going to keep a running tally.  JC has a suggestion of his own, but I’m going to make you wait for that.

Klaus Nomi – The Nomi Song

Maybe to avoid accusations of homophobia (get over it lads, I hate everyone) I should start a Most Hetero Song in the Universe competition.  Songs about Nascar and fights and wrapping the lay-deez around one’s little finger.  David Hasselhoff could easily win both prizes, come to think of it.