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Toadcast #223 – The Justcast

This is called the Justcast because, whilst it may well be late, it is entirely justifiably late, so piss off and stop moaning at me. And come on, stop being coy, I know you’re secretly tutting.  Or at least I fucking hope you are, because the other option is that you don’t really give a fuck, and where would that leave us?

So, having worked all through the working week, and then having spent all of Saturday working at Record Store Day stuff, I got to Sunday and was honestly just not up for doing anything at all, sorry. I was pooped.  Bushed.  Knackered. Tuckered. Done for.  So I did fuck all, and I actually felt guilty about this for a while, and then realised that actually, every cunt gets a fucking weekend, so stop feeling sorry for yourself, embrace a day of doing bugger all, and just do the podcast as soon as you can reasonably manage.  So there you go.

Next week I might do a bit of a podcast on my Record Store Day purchases (and there were many) but not this week, because I haven’t had the chance to sit down and listen to them yet.  Maybe Thursday that might happen.  And/or Wednesday.  And then I will waffle on about them on the internet next week, for which I am sure you will all be truly grateful.

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01. The Leg – Witch on the Speaker (00.15)
02. Algiers – Blood (05.33)
03. The Walkmen – Heaven (14.17)
04. Milk Maid – Do Right (18.49)
05. Bill Wells & Aidan Moffat – The Powers and the Glory of Love (23.44)
06. Daily Life – Alabaster (29.26)
07. Possimiste – Clockworkbird (33.17)
08. Liars – No.1 Against the Rush (40.16)
09. Richard Hawley – Leave Your Body Behind You (46.13)
10. The Babies – My Name (57.33)

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Toadcast #204 – The Phewcast

 PHEW!  Thank fuck that’s (more or less) over.  This year has been a bit full-on, I have to confess, but the bulk of the hard work now seems more or less over.  Our last release (Lil Daggers) came out last week, and our label Christmas Party is now done and dusted which leaves me a relatively comfortable run into the Christmas period from now on, which is some for which I am quite grateful.

Nevertheless, The Leg album, the Jesus H. Foxx album and the second album by Yusuf Azak are all on the menu for early next year, so those need to be nudged into motion, so it’s not exactly like my feet are going up and my hands reaching for the remote control and a bag of popcorn.

Well maybe, but mostly between Christmas and New Year, I can’t really bring myself to work then!

Next week I’ll be going through the Song, by Toad readers’ top five songs and albums of the year vote, so if you want to chip in then just fill in your top albums of the year on this week’s Friday Five.

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01. Coolrunnings – Rusk (00.04)
02. The National – I Need My Girl (09.35)
03. Islet – This Fortune (15.44)
04. Saintseneca – Acid Rain (20.45)
05. Doe Paoro – Can’t Leave You (25.46)
06. Mark Lanegan Band – The Gravedigger’s Song (32.47)
07. Micah P. Hinson – My God, My God (40.30)
08. Liars – Scissor (43.17)
09. Jackson C. Frank (51.43)
10. Monster Rally – Creeping Ghost (58.22)
11. Monster Rally – Sahara (59.57)
12. Monster Rally – Crystal Ball (62.09)

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Friday Will Be Fudging About on Fresh Air Again

 BUT DON’T WORRY!  After last week there will be no surprise eighties bonanza, just good old whinging indie pish, as you’ve probably come to expect these days.

After the radio show there will be a bite to eat, and then a slow slide into oblivion as I go from Collar Up, Sparrow & the Workshop and Meursault at Cabaret Voltaire to the Gerry Loves Records Christmas Party at the Banshee Labyrinth.  It might get messy.

On air from 3:30pm UK time – listen live here.

Also, yesterday I dropped off some Toad merch at a new Christmas popup shop on St Leonard’s Street, in the Studio 203 Gallery.  If you’re heading out of town past the Pleasance, it’s a couple of hundred metres further out, opposite the Lismore Rugby Club, and there’s a map here, if that doesn’t ring any bells.

Normally an arts studio, I believe, the gallery is now full of all sorts of really nice handmade bits and pieces, as well as releases from some of Scotland’s best independent labels, in the music room through the back.  Well worth a visit, I reckon.

Anyhow, in the meantime, delurk, come out of hiding, bother your arses and complete this Friday’s five stupid questions:

1. Have you put any thought into your top albums/songs/etc lists for 2011 yet?
2. At what date is Christmas officially allowed to start being mentioned, in your view?
3. Next film you’re likely to see.
4. Favourite thing to do with snow.
5. Artistic skill you would learn if you had the time/inclination/talent.

And again, as per usual, the playlist for the radio show will appear below once we go live at around half three this afternoon.

1. The Fall – Two Librans
2. Liars – Scissor
3. Deerhunter – Nothing Ever Happened
4. Washed Out – Eyes Be Closed
5. Collar Up – The Boatman
6. Spook School – Are You Who You Think You Are?
7. Jetskis – Moonlight Kawasaki Ride
8. Quiet Americans – Summer House
9. Dead Rabbits – Make Me Believe
10. Robin Grey – The Hackney Gentrification Song
11. Video Thrills – Sports Park USA
12. Trapped in Kansas – Happiness is an Allegory, Sadness a Story

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Friday Wins it With Cuddles

 I pulled a time-honoured, if slightly risky skill out of the bag last night in order to get my own way, and it came through in spades.  I was most pleased!  Jonny from the Edinburgh Man podcast happened to have a spare Arcade Fire ticket spare, so I met him in town for a quick pint and we went up to the castle to what was my first properly big gig for years.

Gig cuntery, however, made itself know in the most irritating manner as soon as the band started playing.  First off, a considerable stream of cunts started shoving their way towards the front immediately, and not with any delicacy either, literally shoving.  Cunts.  And second, a pair of prize cunts who, rather deceptively, had the good manners to ask if they could get past us, then proceeded to stand right in the space we had vacated in order to let them get past.  What utter cunts!  We said ‘get past’ you cunts, not ‘here, have our spots’.

Even more annoying than their shitty dancing was the fact that one of these was quite a tall cunt, and he happened to stand right in front of me, and next to another tall cunt.  Seeing around this pair of cunts was a bit of a fucking challenge, seeing as the back of his head was pretty much right in my face, and the stupid cunt wouldn’t stay still, so no matter where I tried to stand, he would find a way of being really fucking irritating within a minute or two.  Because he was a right fucking cunt, see?

Anyhow, after five or six songs of seething homicidal rage I decided it was time to deploy a tactic I haven’t used since I had to combat aggressive armrest territorialism on the London Underground: the cuddle-a-cunt tactic.  Yes, instead of getting shovey or passive-aggressive about it or losing my temper, at the first opportunity I just moved from right behind the cunt to a position which was a little more next to him.  In fact both next to him, and quite uncomfortably close.  Then I let our bare arms rub together every time he jumped up and down, until the silly cunt started to inch slightly to his left to get away from me.

This was exactly the plan of course, and at every opportunity I inched slightly further to my left, all the time grinning and nodding my head along to the music as if we were all just happy happy Arcade Fire fans in this together – except with an unusually high level of just slightly homoerotic skin contact.  Slowly but surely I managed to nudge the cunt far enough away from the other tall cunt that I had a wonderfully interrupted view of the band and, just as I was congratulating myself on a slow and persitent success, the poor silly cunt gave up altogether and fucked off a good two metres away from me.

Come back, you daft cunt, things were just getting fun!

Anyway, this is a slightly risky tactic of course, and I hate to imagine what would happen if I actually pulled – it would be a little awkward to let someone down after making the first move – but it worked a fucking treat last night, and I really enjoyed the gig.  The really thrilling songs, sadly, still seemed to be the ones from Funeral, but so fucking what, it was a great show.

Anyhow, umm… yes, frivolous timewasting on a Friday afternoon, let’s get the fuck on with it, eh?  De-lurking amnesty time everyone, this is the perfect time to come out of the woodwork and say hello, especially if you’ve never done so before.

1. Last really massive gig you went to.
2. Sweatiest you’ve ever been.
3. What percentage of your clothes do you actually wear regularly?
4. What did your parents insist upon, that you hated at the time, but are now kinda grateful for?
5. Does anyone ever actually bother with the songs I put on the Fives?

The Von Bondies – Shallow Grave

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The Detroit Cobras – He Did It

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Liars – We Live N.E. of Compton

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The Small Faces – All or Nothing

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The Fall – Two Librans

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Song, by Toad Festive Fifty 2010: 1-10

And now, drum roll please for the final installment of Song, by Toad’s Festive Fifty for 2010.  Woo hoo!  I am sure Liars, The National and Micah P. Hinson will be breaking out the champagne at the excellent news.  Ah well, at least The Japanese War Effort and Li’l Daggers might give a shit.

01. Liars – Scissor When this song breaks it is absolutely fucking fearsome, and it is absolutely all I can do to stop myself leaping around the room and breaking stuff, no matter when or where I am or what time of day it is.  And this is about all I need to say about the matter.

02. Micah P. Hinson – My God, My God Just utterly, utterly beautiful, with a carefree little string coda rendered completely heartbreaking by the content of the song.  Three albums of sheer genius and one that was pretty damn good – why is this man not infinitely more famous?

03. The National – England It’s not as obvious, but the piano opening of this track is every bit as emotionally gripping as Fake Empire, once it properly sinks in.  And the build is so, so slow that by the time the brass kicks in you feel like you’ve been waiting for an age.  It reminds me of Elbow’s glorious Station Approach in that sense: some of the most euphoric depressing music ever made!

04. The Japanese War Effort – Summer Sun Skateboard First the guitar is really good, then the harmony vocals are fucking lovely, then the massively scratchy lead vocal is fucking great, then the glockenspiel is fucking superb, and then half way through it peaks, and takes the rest of the song to slowly drift into a blissed out coma.

05. Micah P. Hinson – Seven Horses Seen It’s easy to explain this one: just listen to the lyrics.  Hinson can be unflinchingly fucking brutal in his writing, and this is just another example of it.  That it goes, again, hand in hand with some truly beautiful music makes it all the more poignant.

06. Jason Lytle – D.U.I. BBQ Checkpoint Officer number two is talking to the driver of the car who just pulled into the D.U.I. barbecue checkpoint. “Good evening sir, have you been drinking tonight?” “Hell yeah officer!  I cracked my first beer this morning at nine and I’m wasted right now.  Any of you fucking pigs wanna fight?’

07. Songdog – 3.30am (Small Talk) I could fill an entire review with Songdog lyrics which make me do a double-take, but let that not detract from the wry, laid back music, performed as if with one eyebrow raised and here rendered even more lovely by the conversational duet.

08. Liars – Scarecrows on a Killer Slant Erm, this is Liars again, and unlike Scissor, which makes you beg for it, this is just loud and feral.  I don’t really need to justify this choice any more than that, do I?

09. The Walkmen – Blue as Your Blood The rhythm which underpins this has you ready for the song to break, ages before they finally let it happen about two thirds of the way through.  Hamilton Leithauser has one of the most yearning voices I’ve heard, and this is my highlight from yet another great album by one of the more under-appreciated bands around.

10. Li’l Daggers – King Korpze I’ve been loving my scuzzy, garagey guitar pop this year and this four song EP is as good as I’ve heard. Picking this ahead of Ya Tu Sabe or Hungry may be a bit arbitrary, but something from here was always going on.

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Song, by Toad Festive Fifty 2010: 31-50

Welcome to the start of this year’s Song, by Toad Festive Fifty, where I list, in order, my favourite fifty songs of the year.  As with the albums of the year, I have had to exclude Song, by Toad Records bands from this list.  Partly this is to stop me inevitably wounding the pride of whichever bands fared less well than their label mates, and partly to stop the label collectively dominating this list too much.

I don’t think the concept of objectivity is possible, or even all that relevant, when it comes to discussing what music you like, but I am so closely involved with the music on our label that there would inevitably end up being so many of our songs on here that I think it might well run the risk of just boring people, honestly.  You all know about the label by now, you all know where to find the music we release, and it pretty much goes without saying that I would only release it if I thought it was bloody brilliant to begin with, so no need to labour the point in my end of year lists.

31. Cotton Jones – Sail of the Silver Morning The weird collision of the modern and the old-fashioned on this record has its less successful moments, but is amazing when it really clicks.  You end up with what should be fairly plain and lovely pop songs, yet with an elusively strange undercurrent to them.  His voice is strange, and hers is fucking lovely, which also helps.

32. Titus Andronicus – A More Perfect Union This whole album, frankly, is fucking ridiculous.  But it’s ridiculous with such joyful exuberance that I just couldn’t help but love it – after I’d overcome the ‘what in the precious bundle of cherry-flavoured fuck is this then?’ reaction of course.  This track pretty much embodies the crazy brilliance of the whole record as well as anything, I think.  Turn it up loud, and don’t be ashamed of punching the air like a fool.

33. Thirty Pounds of Bone – A Lesson in Talking There’s an extremely harsh edge to Method which my choosing this particular song for my Festive Fifty somewhat neglects.  There is still plenty of bleakness in the lyrics of course, but the loveliness of the music rather overcomes it.  Maybe that’s why I like the song so much – but there are plenty, plenty more where this came from on the album.

34. Liars – The Overachievers I am not sure why none of the more sinister songs on Sisterworld made this list, because it’s not all about battering the shit out of the guitars.  But having had my fillings severely rattled by these lads at SXSW has rather come to dominate how I think of them.  Loud please!

35. Broken Records – Home I can almost see the band rolling their eyes at me as once again I pick one of their quiet songs for my end of year lists.  Broken Records are very much not a quiet band, but that’s probably why songs like this end up standing out so much, particularly when they draw the curtain on such a brilliant album.  There’s a lot of tension in Let Me Come Home too, and this song really does feel like a release at the end of it.

36. Ringo Deathstarr – Imagine Hearts I haven’t heard anything from Ringo Deathstarr for years, but this is a wonky bit of excellence.  There’s plenty of shoegaze here, and the backing sounds like it’s being played on a tape so old it has distorted to the point where it will barely play properly anymore.  And this, of course, is a good thing.

37. The National – Vanderlyle Crybaby Geeks I could no more explain why this song is now one of my favourite on High Violet than I could explain why I really didn’t like the album itself all that much for about three months after it came out.

38. Barton Carroll – Shadowman Apart from the fact that this is a gorgeous song in itself, I absolutely defy anyone to listen to the lyrics and not choke up.  It is a bitter tale of mean-spirited weakness without a shred of redemption at the end of it.  Truly brutal.

39. Broken Records – A Leaving Song A Leaving Song perhaps sums up the new Broken Records album as well as any other individual song on the album.  It’s exuberant, tight and driven and manages to balance a definite air of confrontation with a real sense of focus.  This may be because I know more about the personal emotions behind the album than I really should, as a straightforward music fan, but nevertheless the purpose of a band with a point to prove seems to have made this song, and the whole album, really quite excellent.

40. The Scottish Enlightenment – The First Will Be Last This song just builds and builds and is one of relatively few Scottish Enlightenment songs to end with something vaguely approaching a crescendo of guitars and noise.  It takes bloody ages to do so as well,

41. The Driftwood Singers – Coco Ellis The production and arrangements are copied and pasted so directly from some old, romanticised version of the past that this borders just a little on parody, but that really doesn’t matter to me, I must confess, because the results are fucking great.

42. Warm Ghost – Open the Wormhole in Your Heart There may be plenty of muffled electronica out there, working to reproduce the wobbly distortion of old analogue equipment, but this is easily some of the best I have heard.  The construction of crackle and stumble, and the hints of the epic about the vocals, give this song an amazing dynamic between its anthemic and introverted lo-fi aspects.

43. Hurray for the Riff Raff – Slow Walk This is the flipside of a similar fascination with lovely old-time music as seems to motivate The Driftwood Singers, but in this case it’s clean and clear, with a lovely twang to the lead vocal, and a simple hook running all the way through the song.  Anyone who loved Samantha Crain’s early stuff is almost certain to love this song.

44. Cotton Jones – Song in Numbers The way the rhythm of this song drifts into passivity before rattling itself into life is probably one of the key things which makes it special for me.

45. Keaton Henson – Oliver Dalston Browning There’s nothing at all to this song except the gentle rise and fall of the guitar, recorded in as raw and unaffected way as you could ask for, and then Henson’s gorgeous, trembling voice. To do so much with so little is really impressive, and this song is just beautiful.

46. Hot Panda – Mindlessnesslessness This might be the closest to a haircut song in this whole list – the band even have ‘Panda’ and ‘Hot’ in their name and everything.  Hot Crystal Bear Fuck Owl Ghost Panda!  Never mind the name though, this is a brilliant song, tucked away near the end of a varied and interesting but slightly inconsistent album.  The thumping bounce of the start of it, compared to the odd epilogue (there is probably a technical term for this which I don’t know) which breaks in about two-thirds of the way through is just weird.  And excellent.

47. Roy Robertson – Icing This is a spooky but lovely acoustic pop song for about a minute and a half, before handclaps and spacey swooshing noises raise it up to a euphoric finale.  A bit like the Hot Panda song, but this gears the song up rather than down.

48. Tusk Tusk – Crazy Little Birthmarks Another song which starts as a simple, rolling acoustic pop track, but in this case the build is more gradual, as a choral backing swells and grows until it envelops the whole thing.  The song then steadily crumbles until there is nothing but the choir and a simple electric guitar refrain, and then finally silence.

49. Silver Columns – Brown Beaten Pure, awesome disco-pop.  I have never seen a single song generate so much interest in a band in my life (well, not amongst the kind of music I listen to anyway), and I have heard some people grumble about this being just a Bronski Beat knock off etc etc etc, but in all honesty, the only way you could dislike this song is if you hate fun in some fundamental and frankly unhealthy way.  Pure.  Pop.  Genius.

50. Jason Lytle – Indie Rock Freestyle Alright, so something of a lighthearted one to end with.  But this spirit of freedom and playfulness is precisely what gives Lytle’s album of cast-offs and mutants such liveliness compared to some of the more sticky stuff he’s released in the past few years.  It may not be a proper album, as such, but the liberated approach that results is brilliant, and little embodies that throwaway attitude better than this.

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Song, by Toad Favourite Albums of 2010: 11-15

11. The Scottish EnlightenmentSt. Thomas

I waited ages for this album to materialise, and then once I’d loved the preceding EPs so much I started to get paranoid about over-anticipating it and ruining it for myself.  Once the ludicrous over-thinking was over, however, it turned out to be slow-burning gem: an album that simply fixes you in its gaze and keeps on reeling you in, sometimes so slowly that you wonder how it is so impossible to escape.

The Scottish Enlightenment – Pascal

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12. LiarsSisterworld

There are times when I really think this is the album Grinderman should have been; not entirely, but here and there.  It does embody that drooling malevolence however, grumbling intimidatingly along before exploding into fearsome, thumping noise.  And when it does go mental it inspires some of the most unhinged leaping around that our living room has seen in ages.  There is more spite and rage in the fiercest moments of this album than pretty much anything else I’ve heard for years.  Not pure noise, just oozing malice.

Liars – The Overachievers

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13. Titus AndronicusThe Monitor

I have to confess that the first few times I heard this I just thought it was a big, ridiculous mess.  Honestly, there are guitar solos in here which sound like Celtic bagpipes, and all manner of other rambling digressions, often in the form of massive, proggy wig-outs.  Slowly though, once the ‘fuck, what?‘ impulse had worn off, I found myself loving this album, to my considerable surprise.  It is still a massive, preposterous mess, but it is done with such joyful abandon that I just can’t help myself.

Titus Andronicus -Richard II

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14. Run On SentenceYou the Darkness and Me

This record flavours its dark, fairytale folk atmosphere with that touch of glamorous theatricality which has been so badly done by so many others – only Dustin Hamman absolutely nails it.  There’s rattling percussion and a touch of exaggerated dramatics, marvellous vocals and a genuine emotional grip which doesn’t let you go from the start to the finish.  It’s not emotional in that uptight, inwardly focussed indie-kid way either, instead it erupts out of the album in an unabashed, unfiltered way which, for all it can seem over the top at times, always feels so genuine that even a professional sneerer like myself can’t be cynical about it.

Run On Sentence – Lost in Winter

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15. GlaciersHere Come the Glaciers

In many ways I thought this was going to be a slow album of carefully constructed noises, drifting between the experimental and the odd, but it is far from that.  There are certainly those aspects to it, but there is a fullness and a pop sensibility to much of this which belies the introverted DIY aesthetic of the label and the album artwork (in other words, I made groundless assumptions and was wrong).  Nevertheless, this is a bold alternative to the acoustic sessions I had already heard, and an album I have come back to many a time since first hearing it.

Glaciers – Brooklyn

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Toadcast #127 – The Eggcast

I remember when I first started writing Song, by Toad, people when they first latched onto the site would occasionally refer to the not all that infrequents bursts of rage and frustration with the music industry as ‘a breath of fresh air’ and stuff like that, for the simple reason that if I thought something was fucking shit, then I would say so.

I had noticed that sort of post becoming less frequent myself over the last couple of years, and even Mrs. Toad remarked the other day that random outbursts of rage were becoming really quite rare.

I thought about this, and I think that the reason no-one in the music industry has any balls when it comes to the simple task of telling it like it is – on the face of it, quite a simple thing to do – is the same as the reason that I tend to be quite tame these days myself: you get to know everyone, you become friends with them, and it becomes almost impossible.

If I turn around and say ‘all the venues in Edinburgh are shit’, what does that say to my friend Nick, who works his arse off to make Sneaky Pete’s one of the best.  And what if I say ‘the NME is fucking rubbish’ and someone thinks, ‘oh, I might review this nice album by Inspector Tapehead, but I wonder what this Song, by Toad thing is…’ You get my point.

Toadcast #127 – The Eggcast

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01. Arcade Fire – Month of May (01.37)
02. Takeda – A Million Years (10.58)
03. Adelaide’s Cape – Anchored Down (15.55)
04. Yo La Tengo – Outsmartener (26.44)
05. Skuobhie Dubh Orchestra – Eggshell Miles (33.49)
06. The Last Battle – Ruins (36.44)
07. The Mountains and the Trees – More and More and More (47.11)
08. Liars – The Overachievers (50.45)
09. The Recovery Club – Rest and Be Thankful (53.54)
10. Meursault – Hey Joe (Daniel Johnston Cover) (62.49)

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How I Misspent My Holidays

[In this week's Sunday Supplement, our favourite raconteur and bon vivant Campfires & Battlefields talks us through his experiences at this year's South By Southwest festival, which included meeting a certain infamous amphibian acquaintance of ours. Don't forget, if you'd like to contribute to the Sunday Supplements, just email your article in to sunday(at)songbytoad.com]

Well that was fun.

I flew into Austin pretty late on the Tuesday night, but my SXSW experience really began a few hours earlier, while I waited for my connecting flight out of Dallas.  Anyone who has passed through the Dallas Airport knows that it’s typically all ten-gallon hats, oversized NASCAR belt buckles, and poorly-concealed firearms.  But on this one night, in this one terminal, the place was almost entirely given over to the pallid, assless hipster set in their tight black jeans, one knot of whom particularly caught my eye.  There were five of them, and they were almost complete strangers to one another, having just met about ten minutes before, but despite all this they were busily hatching a plan to rent a car together so they could cover that last few hundred miles to Austin in case they didn’t get a standby seat on the plane.  I shuddered and thought to myself, “this is how horror movies begin,” then gratefully patted my inside pocket for the hundredth time, just to make sure my plane ticket was still there.  It was, and so I boarded, my head filled with disturbing visions of those poor suburban youths, stranded along some lonely stretch of highway in an overheated Kia, easy prey for any one of the thousands of sunken-eyed drifters who vote in Texas elections every year.  May god have mercy on their souls.

Anyhoo, what can I say?  SXSW was a complete blast.  Even better than I’d expected.  In four days I think I saw about 30 bands, including Shearwater twice, Liars (who fucked me right in the ear socket and made me their bitch), Quasi, Plants and Animals, The Rural Alberta Advantage, The Low Anthem, Fanfarlo, Timber Timbre, Basia Bulat, Midlake, Twin Atlantic, We Were Promised Jetpacks, The Black Angels, The Wave Pictures, Slow Club, Titus Andronicus, Japandroids, Morning Benders, St. Deluxe, Lou Barlow, Yellow Fever, The Lovely Eggs, yadda yadda yadda.  I saw bands in proper clubs and I saw bands in churches and hotel lobbies and clothing stores and pizza parlors and bowling alleys and vacant lots.  And all over the streets.  Highly concentrated musical awesomeness from 11:30 am to 2:30 am every day, plus vast quantities of free beer, tasty chow, and about a million people all being remarkably civil to one another.  And great weather, except for Saturday, which was freezing and raw but still a good day for boozin’ and chattin’.   What’s not to love?

In my inexperience I bought a SXSW wristband and stayed at a hotel out near the Austin airport, so I needed to take a shuttle back and forth every day and night.  It was fine, but in retrospect I probably should’ve passed on the wristband and shuttle and put my money to better use by getting a hotel room right in downtown Austin, within staggering distance of Sixth Street, SXSW ground zero.  The wristband doesn’t guarantee admission to shows, it just allows the wearer to enter official showcases before the proletariat and without paying a cover charge.  But seeing as the wristband cost $165 while the cover charges were only $15-$20 per showcase, I didn’t like how the math turned out at the end of the week.  The unofficial day parties, where I saw one amazing band after another, were free and wide open to the public, wristband or not, although a few (like the Paste Magazine party) required people to RSVP online beforehand, which is not particularly burdensome.  If you can drag yourself out of bed by noon, getting into these day parties is not difficult.  I highly recommend it.

As good as the music was, the fellowship was better.  I got to spend some time with Matthew, who turned out to be an excellent companion despite the odor, and I also met Peej, Esquire, and the lovely ladies in his life, the Honorable Vic Galloway who hospitably offered me a cigarette about five seconds after meeting him (a simple but endearing, open-handed gesture I thought), a very sweet kiwi songstress named Michelle, and a drunk guy on the street who used Michelle’s camera to take pictures of his own ass.  Good peoples all.  And at long last, I managed to see Broken Records perform live.  In fact, I got to see them play two absolutely scorching sets in two very different venues, and even had the good fortune to meet those enterprising Sutherland boys and nearly the whole Broken Records posse.  Pardon me for getting all fan-boy, but that felt good.  They made a gorgeous racket and did Edinburgh proud, rest assured.  Oh, and during “the pause” in Slow Parade?  Total silence.

Guy Clark – Dublin Blues

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Liars – Mr. Your on Fire Mr.

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The Black Angels – Black Grease

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The Lovely Eggs – Have You Ever Heard A Digital Accordion?

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Broken Records – Slow Parade

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So, erm, I’m back from Austin and trying desperately to grind out a day at Proper Job, after flying into Edinburgh at seven this morning and coming straight to work without even time for a shower.  My colleagues, particularly the ones who sit close to me, will no doubt be thrilled I made the effort.

So, how did Friday, Saturday and Sunday at SXSW go?  Well only Friday was much of a music day, to be honest, with not all that much on on Saturday in the first place and the revenge of the ten-day cumulative hangover destroying all energy for anything other than drinking Margueritas in the sun on Sunday.

Friday was a very good day of tunes though.  I got up at about two in the afternoon (I did this all the way through the festival, and highly recommend it as an excellent tactic for avoiding hangovers) and sauntered into town to catch the tail end of the Scottish Showcase at Latitude 30, and then scarfing some dinner with Peej, C&B and a stray New Zealand lady called Michelle and heading up to Antone’s for the evening showcase.

It seems to me that this is the best way to do SXSW, I reckon.  Instead of spending a pile of cash on a badge or a wristband, just catch a lot of the free day parties, and then pick one really good evening showcase and pay your way into to it for about fifteen dollars.  As long as you don’t particularly want to gig hop in the evening and don’t mind missing the odd thing here and there, this seems like the cheapest and most sensible tactic to me.  And when I say missing out on some stuff all I really mean is that you might have to compromise and see something merely excellent instead of truly amaaazing, so it’s hardly a tragedy.

At Antone’s we caught five bands: Plants & Animals, Basia Bulat, Quasi, Shearwater and Liars.  I’d heard talk of Plants & Animals before but never listened to their stuff, which is something I will be putting right asap, as they were really excellent – top guitar-bothering and loads of energy.  Basia Bulat was just boring, basically, and genuinely disappointing as I was hoping her live performance might help me see what other people see in her recorded material, but if anything it was even more dull live.

Shearwater – Landscape at Speed

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Quasi are a band I know nothing much about, but they were spiky and noisy and most enjoyable, and I know I was pretty wasted by this point but the two main attractions – Shearwater and Liars – were both brilliant.  Shearwater’s Jonathan Meiburg has always been one of the more impassioned performers you’re likely to see, and I really like their material as it is, so seeing the two combined has been an absolute treat both times I’ve seen them live.

Liars were equally furious, but present a somewhat surreal image, as a band.  Basically, they are fronted by a deranged Australian who, were he in a less well-establised band, would instantly be accused of being a cut-price Nick Cave.  The rest of the band basically just look like a rather young bunch of polite Manhattan design students – preppy and polite and like their conversation might be just slightly too pretentiously intellectual to be all that bearable.  The look of them is at such odds with the raucous, dirty noise they make that I spent the whole gig wondering just a little if someone was maybe playing a joke on me.

Liars – I Still Can See an Outside World

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Waking up (late, again) on Saturday I was rather shocked to find that Austin was fucking freezing, all of a sudden.  After two days of splendid sunshine this was something of a rude suprise, and after three nights of brutal drinking it seemed to knock the stuffing out of pretty much the whole festival.  C&B was up early enough to catch an excellent Wave Pictures and a rather jaded-sounding Slow Club at a day party, but we basically spent the day supping beers and shooting the breeze with Peej, Mrs. Peej and Mrs. Peej’s sister.

The bars were really nice, and confirmed my growing jealousy at the sheer number of excellent music venues Austin has at its disposal, most with big, wide, accessible stages and  really meaty sound systems.  Lucky fuckers.

Sunday was a lot warmer, but with little to no music on and even less will to seek it out, we basically spent the day wandering around on South Congress, eating breakfast tacos, contemplating the purchase of ludicrous cowboy boots and finally settling down to drink Margueritas in the sun.  I didn’t really suffer from hangovers because I generally slept them off, but by Sunday I’d lost any real drive to traipse around seeing bands, and a day spent chilling in the sun listening to Vic Galloway telling massively inappropriate jokes and erm… drinking even more Margueritas was a perfect way to bring the expedition to an end.

Trying to get yourself heard, as a band, above all the extraneous noise and attention-whoring must be a nightmare but for a music fan, provided you relax and don’t take the whole thing too seriously, SXSW is a pretty fucking brilliant festival.

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