Gayest Song? Ever?

You may wish to contradict me on this, but you’d better have a cast-iron, big hairy beast from the depths of hell counter-argument, because I think my case is watertight.
Have you ever, anywhere, in all your born days heard a song so screamingly, mincingly, gloriously prancingly pirouetting in a spangly silver jumpsuitingly camp as this anywhere in the universe, ever? I just don’t think it can be done – listen to it, it’s 24-Carat genius!
Meco – Star Wars
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