Song, by Toad

I don’t know what the damn hell it is about dressing formally which makes me feel so uncomfortable, but it does.  Presumably just because I’m such a scruffy fucker for the entire rest of my life, those few hours every year I spend in a (vaguely) ironed shirt and pair of proper shoes just seem so completely out of character as to be really quite discomfiting.

Still, at our age everyone we know seems to be either getting married or breeding (and not infrequently both) so the old whistle is going to have to get used to seeing a little bit more action over the next few years, it seems.  The ludicrous thing is that I actually have a couple of really nice suits, but I never get round to wearing the fuckers because it just all seems too much like hard work.

This weekend, people.  In a suit.  Me!  Would you believe it.  I really should thank all these marrying bastards for saving my investment in suits from being complete waste of money it would be if I actually was left to my own devices.

Toadcast #109 – The Suitcast

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01. Joker’s Daughter – The Bouncing Liquorice (02.22)
02. Lloyd Cole – Undressed (05.52)
03. The Besnard Lakes – Like the Ocean, Like the Innocent Pt.1: The Innocent (11.53)
04. Shearwater – God Made Me (18.52)
05. King Post Kitsch – Alaska (24.52)
06. Cold Lake Flight School – Driftwood (30.16)
07. Dan Sartain – Ruby Carol (32.52)
08. The Japanese War Effort – Lanark (38.01)
09. Oreaganomics – Self-assembled Martyr (45.35)
10. The Stands – Some Weekend Night (53.45)

Erm, sorry, tedious pun I know. The reason for it is that when I posted about the quite decent Candie Payne album last week I received a rather surprised/horrified comment from the lovely Hannah, one of my regular readers, that reads thus (please note excellent use of the possessive apostrophe – no greengrocer she!):

I just realised – this is sean from the zutons’ sister! and hey, she’s doing a record with your beloved mark ronson. eek.

Yes, the Ronsonator is back, F-ing Music in the A for all he’s worth once more. More pertinently, the Paynes: Candie, Sean from The Zutons and Howie who used to be in The Stands. Well we all know about The Zutons and their always promising but never quite delivering brand of sax-heavy indie pop, but I thought I’d post a couple of alternative versions from their first album just for fun. I never bought the second as I just never liked them enough, but they have some decent moments. Remember Me is a nice track actually – sincere and a bit jealous, which I like. If only their music lived up to their excellent cover illustrations.

The Zutons – Long Time Coming (Alternate Version)
The Zutons – Remember Me (Alternate Version)

More pertinently, Hannah commented further this morning:

their other brother is howie payne, who used to be in the stands and the big kids, two bands I have never heard of but wikipedia tells me are “alternative rock”.

So I think we can put this right. The Stands are indeed ‘alternative rock’: every band in the universe is alternative rock these days, so they must be. They released a half-decent album called All Years Leaving about three or four years ago which had some decent stuff on it. I wouldn’t necessarily rush out and buy it, but it might be worth a try if these songs strike your fancy. So without further ado Song, by Toad presents, for the benefit of the splendid Miss Hannah….

…drum roll please…

…The Stands!

The Stands – Some Weekend Night I particularly recommend this one.
The Stands – All Years Leaving
The Stands – Outside Your Door
And a bonus Dylan cover, which is pretty nice too: The Stands – Lay Lady Lay