For those of you coming along to help collect for the Lifeboats tomorrow, that you so much. If you know where we live, then just swing by and we’ll give you a tin to shake for an hour (or more if you like) and then you can stick around for tea and cake (or beer as the hour grows later) or go about your business, as you please. If you don’t know where to come along to, then just drop me an email and I’ll tell you. I’m not too keen to just type our address out in the middle of teh internetz, although god knows it’s hardly a secret anyway. Thanks so much for everyone who has agreed to help, it really is good of you.
Now, on to the more frivolous business of the day: it’s Friday and hence time to get silly. We had our first real expedition in the mighty Toadmobile yesterday, driving through to Glasgow for the Hinterland Festival. Honest to goodness, that van fucking rocks. I stopped to ask a copper where the best place to park it was and he – yes, a policeman – said “This is Glasgow, mate, nowhere’s secure.” Then we embarked on a ten minute conversation about how cool the van was, then he recommended I do a massive great illegal u-turn in the middle of the road. Glasgow cops: tremendous value!
In honour of the Lifeboat collection effort tomorrow, I thought the five this week should have a vaguely nautical theme, so here we go. It has become a most sociable post in the last couple of weeks, with all sorts of reckless de-lurking and far more people than the usual suspects taking part, which I think all of us appreciate, so go on, go for it. Step out of the sordid intershadows and reveal yourselves. Actually, that sounds more than a little wrong. Just chip in, that’s all. Then talk pish to your heart’s content.
1. Best name for a kind of boat.
2. What’s the most camp, being in the navy or riding a motorcycle?
3. When was the last time you actually went swimming in the sea?
4. Coolest boat-based movie.
5. Ever been on a boat journey where you feared for your life?